Why The Lord Lets Innocent People Die Horrible Deaths

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Good post man @Rahnoren

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I was farting while reading OP’s post.

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Spits on native american and indian baby Jebuses to be helpful Thats for being confusing, you little brats

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spits on Swiss Baby Jebus
Australian baby Jebus

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We are all charged with Divine Child Abuse

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Announcement: I would like to thank everybody for their help raising the blasphemy through the roof so early on in the life of this topic. Woo!

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It feels like this lords mode of transport is a turtle :turtle: that’s why he’s so slow in answering prayers :joy:

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Its a ferrari but the driver is drunk.

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That’s because it’s weak! Soon mankind will realise that this charlatan is no god, it’s the REAL devil.

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Bashing Christianity isn’t blasphemy on this forum. It seems to just be your standard every day groupthink.

If you truly want to be blasphemous, spit on Lucifer, or Satan, or Belial.

A lot of people on here treat these spirits in the same religous way Christians treat their God and Jesus so spitting upon them on a black magick forum would actually be a true act of blasphemy.

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I actually said the Words
ā€œFuck Satanā€

The other day
Lmao

Ironic I Kno
But it was done

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I…I often curse Zeus but it’s like a greek habit, he knows I don’t mean it :joy:

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I often mumble ā€œThe fuck, dudeā€ to my patron

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I do believe ā€œFuck you Luciferā€(in Finnish) has passed my lips more than once :thinking:

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That’s not blasphemy though. The intent is completely different. That’s the equivalent of saying, ā€œreally, dude?ā€

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I’m just not made for blaspehmy, it seems. Too lazy to put effort into it

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Don’t worry sis, I’m saying something roughly translated to ā€œZeus is screwingā€. Which is not a lie actually roflmao…

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Blasphemy requires belief in a deity higher than yourself, I think. :thinking: I consider the spirits I work with as teachers, friends and at most, parental figures…

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And what if the higher deity its your own self? Are you suppose to spit yourself then? :thinking::thinking:

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How many on this forum would call out to Lucifer and then piss on his seal, and upload the video here in one of the hundreds of threads that suck Lucifer’s dick?

My point is, that would be true blasphemy here because there are a great many people who have the same religous minsdet that everyone bashes Christians for.

Saying ā€œFather Satanā€ is absolutely no different than a Christian saying ā€œGod, our Father,ā€ and going around proclaiming ā€œLord Luciferā€ is the equivalent to a Christian proclaiming ā€œChrist, my Lord.ā€

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