Because you are already home love.
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This is not a democracy, you don’t get a damned vote!
This is a monarchy… fcking stop saying to me what I’m fcking typing to you… mother fckerrrr.
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I mean… You do have kids.
Btw how’s the thighs feeling?
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I swear. I am the one who had to explain this one to you… how dare you take my point, when you take the argument online… That is playing dirty. -.-
Fine thank you very much. I got some issues but those are doing great asswipe.
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Probably because I kissed them to make them feel better.
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You are full of bat shit crazy. Mother fcking full of it.
But. If I’m not careful, I may start buying into that bat shit crazy, as they feel great and that was not the case prior.
Not happy, I prefer not to reach the point on any subject that, I have to concede.
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That’s because I’m a mother fucking wizard
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But baby, you sound so fcking ridiculous…
and you should see yourself… you look freaking ridiculous…
I can’t buy into this, it’s not fair… I don’t want to concede on this point dammit… I want you to be bat shit fcking crazy cuz it’s easier for my logical mind dammit… I can’t believe my own fking bull shit most days… let alone yours… its too much for one person to handle dammit
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I’m pretty sure I already know how deep the hole goes…
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Balls deep, obviously.
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How dare you! That was my funny, you were not allowed to steal the punch line…
It was my funny dammit. I’m supposed to be the hilarious perverted one!
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I didn’t steal the punch line, you just left it hanging there and I knew where to put it.
And this is super ridiculous since we’re also on the phone rn as we post back and forth on this thread.
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I know, I don’t understand why we do this, cuz we are always on the phone too… Pretty sure we are couple of dumb fck weirdos…
I prefer a different location…
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I mean, I’m not really all that into butt stuff, but anything for you love.
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You are playing dirty, because you know that was not what I meant cuz you are on the phone with me…
This is mother fcking ridiculous. Mother fcking ridiculous. You are mother fcking ridiculous.
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I’ve realized that’s code for ‘I love you’, so all I can say is:
This is mother fcking ridiculous. Mother fcking ridiculous. You are mother fcking ridiculous
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We are not having this discussion tonight, manchild.
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We’re both pretty childish aren’t we. I still love you though, even if you’re a silly person.
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Did you really just go there…
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