I did, but we’re ridiculous.
Just deal with it. 
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Go cuddle you’re mother fcking pillow and sleep…
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My ramen doesn’t like you…
It doesn’t feel pain while I eat it, cuz I’m just talking to the spirit of ramen, like you would the spirit of an herb, or a plant spirit… 
Yes I’m aware of how bat shit crazy I am, but I needed to make up an excuse since you questioned my ramen not liking you lmao… I thought it almost worked…
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That’s cute. You’re cute.
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As it was @anon97554939’s idea, I have moved this thread to the other category so the non-regulars can hop in and have fun being silly/lewd/romantic too.
It was my better half’s idea so blame her.
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I mean we can always move it back if it doesn’t work or something. Like I said scroll through and if you think something needs deleted, we can do that too…
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I’d say let them come, but they probably already are.
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Let who cum?
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Whoever enters this thread I guess. Who knows?
Maybe you next time I visit.
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If you live that long…
Maybe.
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You’d miss me too much.
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Idk I’d just bind you to a dildo, or a toilet brush. I’m thinking toilet brush cuz id use it more
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That wouldn’t be very fun. The bristles are hard and rough, wouldn’t it hurt?
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My toilet has never complained before…
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You’ve complained about hard and rough though 
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Not that I recall.
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All the times you said you were sore the next morning don’t ring a bell?
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No idea wtf you are talking about.
I swear you were the one complaining… no this way is better, no your hairs too rough… no no… I’m a sex god and you aren’t doing it right… 
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I didn’t once complain about anything except how worn out I was getting after getting you off 16 times in the first 24 hours of my visit. And maybe how some of the positions we tried didn’t have very good leverage.
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Bullshit.
That’s all BULLSHIT. I had to listen to you.
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