Warning: The following post comes from the cell phone of a corps which was stumbled over while walking alone in the woods.
Disclamer: Permission is not granted for the members of the general population to read the following without being subjected to penalty’s punishable under law including being subjected to fine and/or incarceration. The reader is informed that most entrys hear will be much longer than is necessary. If what is said hear offends or displeases anyone in anyway, at anytime under any cercomstances ever, then the Foreverman Council most respectfully requests in advance for those persons to very politely go & fuck themselves up the asshole with one or several very sharp objects. There are plenty of other things out there for u to read. Now please go & read those things. Be advised to the following: Words that are written hear may cause fatality &/or death. We’re serious. People die. No shit…u might too. Perhaps having succumb to the mortality of bordom. No matter. We are hear to force this into u without any type of respect for what u think about it. Enjoy. The foreverman council is not conserned with the personal preferences regarding any persons rather living or dead. We are like a christian violently ripping pages from the bible and desperately shoving them down peoples throats…also on the part of the council we would like to express that we are not claiming to be experts on anything, and we make no specific claims to know about anything. We have no special skills or abilities & in fact are quite stupid. Yes. Also, we are very bad & clumsy at writing if u havn’t notased thiz arettie. so please don’t ask us silly questions as that we won’t be able to understand u anyways, & consequently we can not answer your messages. Thank you, & we’re sorry.
We hear at the council want u to understand that we are very very stupid, & also we are unable to comprehend any kind or type of normal social consciousness. we also would like to caution the reader as to the lack of the capacity for emotional expressions or considerations on the part of the council or its representatives. So please, dont expect us to banter with u. And again please, if u are one of those assholes who needs perfect spelling then go fuck a dictionary. We dont write like that. Thank you. We envy u. We love u, we wish we could be u.
Now on the behalf the foreverman foundation & the commissions on public privacy, we would like to welcome u to the journal experiment. Please enjoy ur stay hear. Please dont leave any trash on the floor & please dont shit on the bed, carpet, and/or any of the furniture, & always remember to flush toilet before u leave the bathroom. thank you. We envy u. We love u. we want to be u. Amen::
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The Foreverman Foundation would now like to inform the reader at this time that the Foreverman Commission reserves the right to lay out further disclaimers…If at any time the foreverman foundation deems it necessary to do so. The reader is also informed and alerted to the possibility that he or she, by continuing in there reading any further may or may not be giving there express permission to become guinea pigs who will be surreptitiously abducted during the night, & subjected to a series of excruciatingly painfull laboratory experiments which will take place in one of our secret installations that are strategically located deep benieth the earths surface and are owned by the shadow government. Thank u for your patients.
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Hello…welcome. thank u for holding. this is me now & the reason why I’m making this posting is because im afraid very much of rupturing my spleen due to certain pressures which are giving me chronic headache’s and making me wanna kill people in large numbers on a regular basis. This is because i hate certain people in my immediate surroundings and i would very much rather that they be dead & they very much would be dead if I had the power to get away with murder. A lot of people have killing power. The power of death. Man, I want that killing power. Fuck the money, i just wanna kill people. And i want these enemys of mine to be dead. After all, people who kill people are all around us every day all the time everywhere. There standing right next to u in the grocery store aisles, yep…there even caring for the babys at the hospital. There hiding inside the clothing racks at the department stores. The killers are everywhere. There is no escaping the killers. Corpses are piling up in huge stacks out back behind the restaurants and in the rear behind our most popular shopping centers. Bodys are beside the curbs waiting for the garbage men come to pick them up on trash day. Nobody even notices it anymore. Its so sad. What’s this world coming to? Its just an accepted ordinary thing now. Dead body’s, half nude and bloated by the walk way with young children playing near by. Rotting filthy stinking bodys are by the side of the road. Cars swerve on the highways to avoid hitting human road kill. These cars often lose control & go veering off bursting into flames capsizing into the ditch before they explode…creating even more dead bodys. But what can u do?
I remember when grandma died. Me and paw just carrierd her out back & flipped her into the dumpster before leisurely walking back inside the house to enjoy breakfast. We dident even think anything about it, or nothin. Fuck, I dident even wash my hands. Yep…There fucking all over the place now, these bodys. Everywhere its like a tour thru the crematoria at auschwitz these days. They literally need to use backhoes to move around all the piles of corpses everywhere. No big deal. Just dead people. That’s all. It creates jobs, I guess. Stimulates the economy. The zombies are fucking out back, and they may give birth to more little rotting crawling around dead baby zombies. The whole entire world is just one fucking big rotting smelly nightmare zombie armageddon fuck fest. The new york post recently released a new statistic stating that over 95% of the u.s. population can now be officially classified as either zombie or sociopath. Yep, i know. its terrible, but never mind that now. I see a supernatural light that’s approaching me. I think im dying. In that case, i should probably take a break now, but while ur on hold please enjoy some more of our community disclaimers.
{Additional Disclaimers Concerning: The Alternative Indigo Act of August 17th 1997}
*The updated version of this print has been reabridged to conform with our new specifications.
The Foreverman Commission has now begun actively using this platform among others to select & furnish its specialists with more living tissues which will, as explained previously in the opening of this post, be used in our experiments. Participents whos personalitys have been successfully dissociatied thru our methods of trauma will be systematically restructured, reorganized & subsequently propagandized to fit in with our new indoctrination proceedings which serve the purposes of our council whenever the N.W.O. dictates necessary for the implementation of our stratigys. Especially those pertaining to the upcoming global cataclysms which we have been in the processes of orchestrating. Applicants will have no say or rights in the matter and will not be informed as to why there personalitys are being restructured. Survivors of the projects will not remember the events which took place during or preceding the restructuring processes that we have used with respect to the rebuilding of new personality models. All memorys of the applicants are subject to being wiped clean & former life experiances which took place before the acception into the program will be assimilated into our files before they are erased from the applicants physical memorys. When it is deemed appropriate the family members of the experimentees may also be subject to assassination by gunshot lethal injection or some other means if necessary. Family members of the experimentees while under the influence of high doses of psycoactive chemicals may also be subjected to false alien abduction experiences or regular alien abduction experiences &/or the forceful enrollment into either one or all of our other programs. Experimentees are heeded to the forceful use of sodimy. Empediments against stubern individuation in the applicants may include but are not limited to any and all methods which will help our staff to successfully combat in working against those subjects who present us with the symptoms of stubborn individuation. These individuals will receive special treatments including a serum inhibitating brain function in such manner as to restrict the ability of the brain under extreem conditions to fall out of consciousness or experience fainting. The usages of such medications is highly likely and most probable during our most intensive torture proceedings thereby enabling our team to further traumatize the individuals over & over again to the highest degrees possible. individuals who persist in stubborn individuation will be comparatively submitted to the largest amounts of traumatization available until they enter into the necessary state of coma or expire. Patients are subject to revival after expiration and to there after be resubmitted into the continuous perpetual retraumatization process which will be reapplied as often as needed at the behest of our staff members who will be on hand & working alternatingly in shifts. Be advised that subjects on the brink of vegstablization will be denied certain basic privileges such as water, fresh air, sun light, or adequate living conditions. All patients including those with pre existing conditions once again will be systematically tortured as often as possible with little to no food, drink, or meaningful human interaction regardless of age race gender or sexual, political, or religious orientations. Potential patients are now apprised to the likelyhood that they will also be subjected to the highest levels of sleep deprivation E.S.T. treatments &/or the use of highly toxic brain destructive experimental drugs until the experimentees lose either hair, finger nails &/or teeth fall out. The expired bodys of experimentees will not be returned to there respective family’s or recieve any kind of honorary burial. The final destination of such persons will not be disclosed to the public or anyone else at any time due to the political ideas expressed in article S-75 paragraph 98 line 46 of the - Alternative Indigo Act -which was passed by the unilateral cosent of the United Nations on the day of August the 17th 1997. Again at this time the Foreverman Foundation would like to welcome the reader/applicants to there/our journal-stay hear and we would now ask that u pay proper allegiances to the mundane courtesys of the ordinary world.
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