The hot steamy new thread for single people (18+ only) (Part 1)

Love, Sex Magick & Relationships
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Now you’re definitely gonna be under fire. XD

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They be acting like I’m not already prepared :wink:

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Hey, how could you forget about this other thread of mine I named in your honor?

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I like to sit in my car staring up at the sky. I will never give up on my love for Dr. Pepper. I smoke Indian cigarettes.

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I can’t tell if this is an insult or just an inside joke…I’m gonna go with inside joke.

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Here, look at this.

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Ah ~ I see XD

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If I have multiple personalities and one of my personalities is dating one of my other personalities, technically am I still single?

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36 - Male - Old school straight (sadly, I always wanted to be bisexual, since it sounds like a lot of fun) - BDSM addict - And since probably no sexually submissive hot ginger in her 20s in this forum lives in Argentina, I don’t know why I am posting, except maybe because I like Purple’s threads.

Mandatory: Narcissist, cocky jerk, since as everyone knows, every Argentinian is all of this things. Stereotypes, you know, those things carry power or something like that.

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Bingo!

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You’re such a snob.

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Oh, now she’s shy.

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Since you mention it, as a matter of fact, I am quite shy in person. Which is probably 80% of why I’m usually single.

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Where you from ?!

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That must be a tough one to 12-step:

“I came to realise I was powerless in the face of my BDSM addiction… powerless and helpless, like being handcuffed to the addiction… oh dammit.” :sweat_drops:

:smiley:

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Shy bitches got the best pussy.

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I don’t know about THAT, but we do make devoted partners!

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Depends on the year.

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More like an addiction that takes your partner with you and they are tied and handcuffed and suffering in your place and addicted with you while saying “I have been a good girl, master, please [CENSURED] me more”. Sooooo sad, my dearest Lady Eva, so sad :sob:

What do you think step 1 would be like? :thinking:

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Welp. This went from simple date profile thread to flirting and sexual jokes…and I’m alright with this. :stuck_out_tongue: It’s funny to watch people squirm trying to get attention from others.

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