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Nah, just adjust it
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Im preping for interviews. Canāt go into a professional interview looking like a lumberjack.
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Except for lumberjack interviews.
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TMW during meditation you reach a spiritual euphoria such that you just have to burst into laughter.
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Was just going to ask if it was because of interviews.
Your army needs some discipline, my friend. Though I could use a new hatā¦
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Tmw while you were sleeping last night you heard ābreedā against your earā¦and then you wake up the following morning with a hello from aunt flow
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Tmw me: "Why do I always feel like shit, I just donāt understand 
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Tmw also me: āOh, it looks like it will snow a bit. Lets have mulled wine for breakfast because its so cozy.ā 
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That moment whenā¦sleep does not seem to want to come unto you 
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TMW you guess right the second digit of a number.
As I was in my ritual space, with my cheap tabletop torch going, I saw the light on these peacock feathers and wanted to share.
Feather on the left is a wild turkey. Two on the right are peacocks
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Coming to steal them all.
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Steal the squirrels. I caught one of them literally gnawing off some of my siding. No bullshit. Then I caught the same bastard gnawing on the siding at the very bottom of the garage door.
They can eat all the damn acorns they want. Start chewing on my sidingā¦ Nope.
Edit - I witnessed this twice in 24 hours and the weird marks on the siding have been explained.
Iām sure that when the people we bought the house from left this under our bathroom sink, they didnt expect me to put it to tbis kind of use.
Did I mention we had to peel an 8 inch cross sticker off of the bathroom mirror?
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They knew who was coming
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Speaking of thatā¦itās time to renew their ājusticeā payments with Maāat. Another tree to remove, another $1k in two weeksā¦
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Tmw you have 3 days shift that are 8 hrs, 1 day thatās 6hrs, and 1 thatās 9hrs at your job this whole weekā¦despite the fact you usually get 4-5 hr shiftsā¦at least my paycheck will be big for christmas/Yuleā¦i can get my mom bday cake order and idk what else beside some thing for the altars
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