That Moment When 8: Strange days stranger nights

Remember to always reach out even if it’s to vent your well-being is just as important as you go through all of this. :hugs:

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Social media makes me laugh especially at the moment :laughing:

Chocolate always good for the amount of drama others share…

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TMW you get a call from the fraud team because you ordered some weird shit this morning and they seem surprised when you confirm that it was you who purchased it :open_mouth::joy:

You notice that whenever you go out, the people always shout “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!” You feel the ground tremble as the shouting dies down and you realize that all that racket has awakened something ancient and terrible. And then you see it. A fifty foot tall reptilian horror with a maw full of razor sharp death. Roll for initiative.

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Thank you :heart:

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It’s a tarrasque, don’t pet it, it bites, lol

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Nephenthe name, and the DM’s reaction.

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Don’t you dare, I’ll just evoke you back into a mason jar full of jam donuts, and make your bound soul run Friends With Benefits FOREVER. :stuck_out_tongue:

So cut that out! :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I was having a really low moment. Maybe I need a therapist. This was perfect timing with some of my old childhood wounds coming to surface that ive been really trying to work on healing. My sister had wonderful timing.

I even thought about cutting again and I havent don’t that in over 7 years.

This is so stressful.

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That can help, also so can this shit with people you respect weirdly enough: Creating A "Cabinet Of Invisible Counselors"

I got a LOT, I mean A. LOT. out of using that over the years, specially on complex problems normies wouldn;t understand.

Sending cyber hugs. :heart_decoration:

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Aww… Thank you! :sparkling_heart:

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I think we might have a plan. My sister has two clear car titles in her name. So my baby sister is gonna pawn the title to her truck to get her out and then when she gets out she can either sale or pawn one of those titles to pay the baby sister back. And that at least will have her out for now and we can work on some game plans from there.

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Does she have a third car to keep? I just work about transportation with a little one.

The sister in jail has two. So she can sale one and still be ok.

The the other sister that isnt in jail is gonna pawn her title to get her out. And the one in jail can pay her back. :sweat_smile: its complicated but it can work. Hopefully.

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I can’t pawn the title to my truck cause my oldest daughter got it stuck at the river, and hit a deer so it looks like its been through hell.

Ok that makes sense now. That’s a good plan to get her out.

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Santa Muerte

Ekkkkkk!

It’s 9 AM in Utah time. I can’t watch it at my time, I will be at work.

But can watch it after.

Ekkkkkk!

I’m glad he isnt that quick on his toes.

We have a gnomish monk that likes to dick punch people to death when the dm has reached his limits of bs.

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Every dm needs a tarrasque as an answer to all kinds of fuckery.
I guess dick punching is about all an unarmed gnome can do.

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