You are a Lemurian djinn !
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Busted. 
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Tmw I’m seriously impressed with energy vampires can sense out magick, it is almost creepy.
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That moment when you catch a succubus giving you a sex dream, she didnt seem to happy about it and quickly after I noticed she forced me awake lol.
You know what grinds my gears? “Quick questions”. Why are they called that when it takes just as long to ask and answer them as regular questions?
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In my experience, quick questions are often followed by a sales pitch. Probably why it grinds my gears.
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tmw you crave apples and valerian tea all of a sudden again and you know damn well what that means.
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TMW the water just isn’t boiling 
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Thats because you keep watching it
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Ha ha ha guilty!!
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That moment when lesson learned:Fucking banish.
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Tmw I had a bit of alcohol…orange and pineapple juice with citrus and regular vodka
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That’s a fruit salad🤣
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Well im not into the drink my parents make being junebug
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TMW just another cursed night.Sleep deprivation, here I come baby.
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Can be a form of penetrating the subconscious , think of the bright side right 
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Now as you said that, maybe I should go out and watch the sun rising.
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What’s the significance of sun gazing anyways
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TMW I’ve got The Thing That Should Not Be by Metallica stuck in my head.
Take control Of that mental body maybe somethings influencing you
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