Well. Way to suck the fun out of my post. 
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Tmw a parasite latches onto you at work. Instead of immediately taking care of it, I let it drain me until I felt almost to the exhaustion point. The proceed to suck all the energy and more back out of it like an astral koolaid jammer, breaking it apart after finishing. Now enjoying a Naked juice to nurture the body lol
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Everyone hoping the “a warning to someone” woman can be found, and i am over here hoping my ex wife decided to bleach her hair blonde.
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It sounded like mine until the kids part was mentioned. I am glad I was not the only one who related it to a possible ex. I was beginning a bit of shame lol
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Lucky for you, I have no shame 
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I wouldn’t say lucky, as I probably should not. I mentioned jealousy possibly leading to hospital bills in the obsession spell thread for a reason lol. One of my many lessons and stories
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Tmw a healthy prostate ad pops up on the forum and my first response was “I am not that old yet!”
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You can never be too careful 
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…yeah, making a doctor’s appointment. Apparently those of Scandinavian descent have an increased chance of prostate problems, which I am.
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Yeah I was only half joking with that. That shit is what got my grandfather. It is seriously best to start getting checked out in your twenties or early thirties if you know you have a predisposition for it.
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Yeah, my grandpa (not biological) got it as well. Survived but it seriously messed him up. There is not really any cases of that particular cancer in my family but would be a good idea to get it checked. In the mean time, I think it will be safe to ignore the Harry’s ads. Not shaving will not result in my death…unless there is a serial killer after men with goatees.
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TMW you’re off tomorrow for the schools formal/prom but you’re not going so you get a day off to practise more occult arts
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Yeah, they gave me an extra day off work so I am going to be doing the same lol I got a spirit Naamah recommended to evoke.
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You gonna put ET in the basket?
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Who knows, mostly groceries. Although it would be cool to a have cat that will go with me everywhere.
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Cats make everything better. 
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