That Moment When 6: Happy Trails to TMW! I'll Hope to See You Soon!

TMW: When the Seal of the Sorcerer gives you wicked dreams.

The worst nightmare for those allergic to bee stings lol

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How in the fuck do I find out if this is the real yahweh god or the parasitic egregore?
Gah I have the creeps right now.
He has a father time kinda look, and a reptilian with green skin. Ugh

So…people are being paid to not mow their lawns. I gotta get in on that somehow.

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Tmw it’s time to get dirtyyyyyyy?
Idk.

Pimp C playing in the background…

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Tmw canned chicken is surprisingly delicious with mac and cheese snack pot. Somehow I expected that experiment to fail…:thinking: Not bad for a 2,5 € meal that stays edible for years.

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Tmw I had a dream about different pantheon coming together along with archangel and fallen ones trying to show me my true self…i think it was Norse but I’m not sure.

Also tmw my brother birthday is Monday and were celebrating it tonight…he’ll be 22…im not jealous baka

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I’m jealous, i havent had a birthday with cake for over a decade. Not to mention a sick ass squatch cake

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His nickname is sasquatch cause his hairy ass legs…and that’s a cookie cake btw

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My jealousy is immeasurable at this moment :laughing:

They got him a bucket full of liquor…among it is moonshine…after high school on my 21st i went to a wine festival my mom won tickets for that was on my bday…and last year we went to the casino buffet and ate

Here’s the bucket

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TMW you go through some of your first magickal interactions and realize what a simp you were :joy::joy::joy:

Ah cringeee :joy::joy::joy:

But wait. It gets worse :joy::joy::joy:

I’m fucking shleep bro :joy::joy::joy:

Just got home from my first day at my new job!

I’m so stoked, especially because my ā€˜find a new job’ rites finally paid off.

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You’re a model now? :call_me_hand:

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Lmao Barf bucket :joy:

I just petition Belial for help and as soon as I did that I got a notification from indeed from Trugreen

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Nah fam, I sell cell phones. Was working at a shitty Boost franchise, where the place was ran sketch as hell. Switched to Cricket because it’s a lot more legit as far as how it’s ran, and I won’t be getting piddly 20 hour weeks with fucked up paychecks.

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