TMW: When the Seal of the Sorcerer gives you wicked dreams.
The worst nightmare for those allergic to bee stings lol
How in the fuck do I find out if this is the real yahweh god or the parasitic egregore?
Gah I have the creeps right now.
He has a father time kinda look, and a reptilian with green skin. Ugh
Soā¦people are being paid to not mow their lawns. I gotta get in on that somehow.
Tmw itās time to get dirtyyyyyyy?
Idk.
Pimp C playing in the backgroundā¦
Tmw canned chicken is surprisingly delicious with mac and cheese snack pot. Somehow I expected that experiment to failā¦ Not bad for a 2,5 ā¬ meal that stays edible for years.
Tmw I had a dream about different pantheon coming together along with archangel and fallen ones trying to show me my true selfā¦i think it was Norse but Iām not sure.
Also tmw my brother birthday is Monday and were celebrating it tonightā¦heāll be 22ā¦im not jealous baka
Iām jealous, i havent had a birthday with cake for over a decade. Not to mention a sick ass squatch cake
His nickname is sasquatch cause his hairy ass legsā¦and thatās a cookie cake btw
My jealousy is immeasurable at this moment
They got him a bucket full of liquorā¦among it is moonshineā¦after high school on my 21st i went to a wine festival my mom won tickets for that was on my bdayā¦and last year we went to the casino buffet and ate
TMW you go through some of your first magickal interactions and realize what a simp you were
Ah cringeee
But wait. It gets worse
Iām fucking shleep bro
Just got home from my first day at my new job!
Iām so stoked, especially because my āfind a new jobā rites finally paid off.
Youāre a model now?
Lmao Barf bucket
I just petition Belial for help and as soon as I did that I got a notification from indeed from Trugreen
Nah fam, I sell cell phones. Was working at a shitty Boost franchise, where the place was ran sketch as hell. Switched to Cricket because itās a lot more legit as far as how itās ran, and I wonāt be getting piddly 20 hour weeks with fucked up paychecks.