That Moment When 6: Happy Trails to TMW! I'll Hope to See You Soon!

TMW: When the Seal of the Sorcerer gives you wicked dreams.

The worst nightmare for those allergic to bee stings lol

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How in the fuck do I find out if this is the real yahweh god or the parasitic egregore?
Gah I have the creeps right now.
He has a father time kinda look, and a reptilian with green skin. Ugh

Soā€¦people are being paid to not mow their lawns. I gotta get in on that somehow.

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Tmw itā€™s time to get dirtyyyyyyy?
Idk.

Pimp C playing in the backgroundā€¦

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Tmw canned chicken is surprisingly delicious with mac and cheese snack pot. Somehow I expected that experiment to failā€¦:thinking: Not bad for a 2,5 ā‚¬ meal that stays edible for years.

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Tmw I had a dream about different pantheon coming together along with archangel and fallen ones trying to show me my true selfā€¦i think it was Norse but Iā€™m not sure.

Also tmw my brother birthday is Monday and were celebrating it tonightā€¦heā€™ll be 22ā€¦im not jealous baka

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Iā€™m jealous, i havent had a birthday with cake for over a decade. Not to mention a sick ass squatch cake

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His nickname is sasquatch cause his hairy ass legsā€¦and thatā€™s a cookie cake btw

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My jealousy is immeasurable at this moment :laughing:

They got him a bucket full of liquorā€¦among it is moonshineā€¦after high school on my 21st i went to a wine festival my mom won tickets for that was on my bdayā€¦and last year we went to the casino buffet and ate

Hereā€™s the bucket

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TMW you go through some of your first magickal interactions and realize what a simp you were :joy::joy::joy:

Ah cringeee :joy::joy::joy:

But wait. It gets worse :joy::joy::joy:

Iā€™m fucking shleep bro :joy::joy::joy:

Just got home from my first day at my new job!

Iā€™m so stoked, especially because my ā€˜find a new jobā€™ rites finally paid off.

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Youā€™re a model now? :call_me_hand:

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Lmao Barf bucket :joy:

I just petition Belial for help and as soon as I did that I got a notification from indeed from Trugreen

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Nah fam, I sell cell phones. Was working at a shitty Boost franchise, where the place was ran sketch as hell. Switched to Cricket because itā€™s a lot more legit as far as how itā€™s ran, and I wonā€™t be getting piddly 20 hour weeks with fucked up paychecks.

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