TMW: When the Seal of the Sorcerer gives you wicked dreams.
The worst nightmare for those allergic to bee stings lol
How in the fuck do I find out if this is the real yahweh god or the parasitic egregore?
Gah I have the creeps right now.
He has a father time kinda look, and a reptilian with green skin. Ugh
Soā¦people are being paid to not mow their lawns. I gotta get in on that somehow.
Tmw itās time to get dirtyyyyyyy?
Idk.
Pimp C playing in the backgroundā¦
Tmw canned chicken is surprisingly delicious with mac and cheese snack pot. Somehow I expected that experiment to failā¦
Not bad for a 2,5 ⬠meal that stays edible for years.
Tmw I had a dream about different pantheon coming together along with archangel and fallen ones trying to show me my true selfā¦i think it was Norse but Iām not sure.
Also tmw my brother birthday is Monday and were celebrating it tonightā¦heāll be 22ā¦im not jealous baka
Iām jealous, i havent had a birthday with cake for over a decade. Not to mention a sick ass squatch cake
His nickname is sasquatch cause his hairy ass legsā¦and thatās a cookie cake btw
My jealousy is immeasurable at this moment 
They got him a bucket full of liquorā¦among it is moonshineā¦after high school on my 21st i went to a wine festival my mom won tickets for that was on my bdayā¦and last year we went to the casino buffet and ate
TMW you go through some of your first magickal interactions and realize what a simp you were ![]()
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Iām fucking shleep bro ![]()
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Just got home from my first day at my new job!
Iām so stoked, especially because my āfind a new jobā rites finally paid off.
Youāre a model now? 
Lmao Barf bucket 
I just petition Belial for help and as soon as I did that I got a notification from indeed from Trugreen
Nah fam, I sell cell phones. Was working at a shitty Boost franchise, where the place was ran sketch as hell. Switched to Cricket because itās a lot more legit as far as how itās ran, and I wonāt be getting piddly 20 hour weeks with fucked up paychecks.



