Once you are in pieces contact me and let me know what state line you are over. I’ll gather the parts and try to put them back together… I am pretty crafty after all.
Where the hell is this conversation going?
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We now know what you do on Friday and Saturday nights… Sorry I couldn’t control myself with that one…
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Ooh, I always wanted to be a reanimated patchwork Frankenzombie!
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Oh, that is the least of what I get up to on the weekends 
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This would be a whole new level of healing Magick for me if I pulled at shit off.
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Oh? Now you got my attention. What else are you doing 
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I love how Sethana can generate some great quips on pantheons.
“So basically Mesopotamia was all monsters and worshipping anything weird and wonderful, Egypt came not long afterwards and had humans x animals and then Christians came in and ruined everyone’s fun”
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Two of my most favorite black magicians there. Looking as handsome as ever Conner. I hope the video gets all the views and attention you two hope for 
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Damn Christins. I never believe the Bible I guess I always lacked a trust in “man”
Hey, so long as you give me some cool body-mods I guess I’m okay with becoming your necromantic golem. 
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I am almost scared to ask this… What kind of mods do you want?
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I was just gonna go with, like, retractable laser gun-hands, but something tells me your imagination is traipsing down some distinctly dirtier paths.
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I’m a vet tech and Zoology major… I don’t think you have a clue where this mind is wandering…
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Uh oh…
that moment when all you wanted was to live again after getting torn apart by Necrophile Woman Jesus but you end up being reassembled as a patchwork zombie golem that for no discernible reason is now one third man, one third killer whale, and one third chupacabra 
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Double donkey dongs, wings, and infrared optical implants?
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Omg you’re story just keeps getting crazier… I do love killer whales though 
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You went there and I need the laugh thank you!!
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Who doesn’t love the beautiful apex predators of the sea?
And likewise, thanks for the chuckles tonight. The TMW thread and its awesomely weird denizens always help cheer me up. 
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I have actually seen them in the wild in Kodiak but don’t let my so. See this. My favorite animal is eating his 
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I was just reminded how Powerwolf is super memetastic…
Resurrection by Erection starts to play
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