TMW youāre finally home from school
I donāt wanna know what kink this is turning into. 
Unless you work construction, then a fuck you is the more respectable response.
TMW I watch my daughter play with her toys and begin scrying at her and see her third eye glowing as I smile admiring her and her innocent soul she looked at me and said.
āCan you see my big eye daddyā
I smiled and nodded and replied.
āYes princess itās beautiful, your beautifulā
It must feel so beautiful man!
TMW someone elseās post warrants an adoring āAhhhhā from the rest of the room. 
@C.Kendall How old is your daughter?
Thank you 
it is
Sheāll be 3 this Christmas
Awesome!!! Hope your loving being a daddy, itās all adorable till they hit about 6-7 and start swearing at you when their madā¦ 
Yeah I love my lil girl but she is a mouthy cuss. lol
Yeah definitely man couldnāt be happier, out of all the monsters Iāve created in the abyss she is by far my favourite
You should walk around like this every day.
I showed this to my wife like āSee, HE gets one why canāt I buy a hat like it in my local store?ā 
@anon58416292 If that coat wasnāt so damn warm I would, but not in this humidity
@Cernunnos Keep trying, man, I got lucky with a wife that shares my fashion sense 
For me itās lack of finances not that she wont approve. I practice Vodoun so skulls and feathers are kinda my thingā¦ Along with whips, chains, ballgagsā¦ Oops, reading off of the wrong list.
Oh yeah, I know how that goes. I didnt actually get these (this time. Saving up) . But the hat is only $25 from Spirit Halloween. Plus if you sign up for their emails they send you coupons .
The coat however is 80 bucks, so that will take a little more time 
Sounds like the right list to me. 
Iām wanting a $400 heavy leather trench coat so I can get the whole āsaving upā thing.