TMW you realize your tarot cards seem to never lie… like I mean NEVER lie. 
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Thyme is always on our side!
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Mine neither, but I am STILL waiting on my boat license and being a captain. Because the cards said so
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TMW you’re sitting at work in a bathrobe, belting “I wanna know what love is” into the endless void that is home office
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I want you to shooooooooow me… 
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Relatable! 
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Tmw you realize how relaxed you are after Saturday’s ritual. I care enough to get things done but I am not obsessed with the daily tasks anymore. I’m actually enjoying things more, rather than letting it get to me
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TMW You’re working on which universities to go to for Film Studies in Scotland
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TMW Your prosperity spell leads to an unexpected oppurtunity to make a good deal with an old friend regarding your pokemon cards you didnt even had in your hands since childhood.
… Well i surely do not discriminate 
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TMW “Just hire a phlebotomist” feels like some kind of epic forum meme in the making…
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You could always hire me, I contribute nothing but sometimes I do look presentable. shrugs
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Do you possess a nurse’s uniform though? 
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I find your contributions always valuable. Don’t undermine yourself!
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I have a white lab coat, if that counts. And rubber gloves
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Lel, who doesn’t have rubber gloves?!
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Clearly you shan’t need to use two eyes to take blood. The pic is the vivid lesion of it.
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