Tmw bitches be crazy.
TMW you leave your own restaurant invitation early because you need to pull through something important soon and youâre hungry because you also left your fucking dinner. I really hope its worth it. Damn you, too few hours of the day.
(also tmw youâre living clearly in the one and only weed house in a city full of meth users)
TMW knowledge of traditional chinese medicine and alchemy is useful for mundane affairs. Zi Xue Dan really takes the edge off after a brutal week.
Tmw you promised a friend you would go out with them and the day comes and I already feel like I wanna go home before I even left my house. Iâm getting old.
Same.
I find that alcohol helps with that. More often than not I operate as a hermit, unless one of my pet humans needs something, then I get liquored up and it sucks a little less.
Yes, but you can only drink so much.
Next thing you know, youâre standing on a table singing country roads right? No? Only me?
Yes or peeing in a mailbox of sombody or waking up at the Police station, i know the feeling
Next thing you know is youâre in a train towards Munich, which is like 6 hours away from your original place
Damn I wanna party with you people.
Ah fuck xD
a friend of mine a while ago.
it was like 10 or so in the morning and he calls.
He: dude, dude! i woke up somwhere in a bed of a girl and i dont know who she is or where the fuck i am.
What happend?! Help me! Sheâs making breakfest atmâŚ
But on a serious note, in my experience the longer one practices the less one engages ordinary folks. Solo chill time is vital, or to have people in your life that are cool with letting you do your own thing in peace while theyâre in your general vicinity.

Next thing you know, youâre standing on a table singing country roads right? No? Only me?
Usually I get extremely lewd and start singing âWhip Itâ before cracking people on the ass with a belt.
Omg man and you tend to lose your pants i guess?

Omg man and you tend to lose your pants
Thats cool. I only tend to lose my temper at some point.
And you start a bar fight?
Never started one. But one shouldnât provoke me, I guess.
haha i got you xp
iâm most of the time very happy when drunk.
if not, then this is extremely accurate: