Sounds like back when my wife and I were first dating and had finally moved in together. LMAO 
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No worse your evcations chants star taking on there and those and you say something backwards bahaha and have to start again
Lol. âThine words enchant me sirâ
@Lady_Eva quote
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Threads like this is why I love this community. 
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Ducks!! You need ducks 
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I do. 
You got any ducks to spare?
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any donald duck teddy? maybe it helpsâŚ
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Youâre not being funny Sir. Maybe Iâll collect them and dump them in your yard⌠yeah⌠not so funny nowwwwww is it buddyâŚ
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In the local zoo is a marbled duck that actually belongs to me 
I heard that indian runner ducks are perfect for keeping snails away from plantsâŚ
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hey just wanted to help xD
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Ik weet waar je huis woont.
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Oh really? Maybe your duck child wants to stay with aunty Maud for a while.
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Wollah meisje jij niet weten ik hebben geen tuin
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Ich weiĂ auch, wo dein Haus wohnt
I donât even know if it would know what to do outside of a pond
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Ik weet waar jullie bedden slapen
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TazzzzzzzâŚ
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I have a bathtub? 
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Tmw debating sharing an old divination technique using a cutting board and a kitchen knife. Something my grandmother used when she was unsure of something.
Edit: Interesting, apparently it is an old practice called Machaeromacy. I actually thought it was something my grandmother made up.
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Tmw I finally get my refund. Ordered early this June, no communication since despite several emails I sentâŚnot even now as the notification came from paypalâŚ
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