I love my computer, my phone, and my hammer.
Fuck my car though, it’s a piece of shit slushbox automatic sedan. Not fun at all, and it’s currently broke down.
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Hell yes! Gotta link? 
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I’m deeply in love with my coffee machine.
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In my profile! I’m not allowed to post it since I’m not affiliated with balg. 
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TMW you wonder if your grandmother also had a specific “I will end you and everything you love” lipstick in her collection
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Sometimes people just have bad futures when I comes to the topic of their question. It’s not you it’s literally in the cards. My own mother as an not so good future, but she is also not doing anything to change it.
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Ha. That’s what my winged eyeliner is for.
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I think all women do and the ever amazing “look what you are missing,” make be feel sexy post breakup lipstick.
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Me too. I even put it a name and everything 
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“Drop out from the Distillery Academy”?
I call mine “Model number 7.5” as I have went through that many coffee machines so i invested in a french press. It’s a wannabe machine
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I have a scar right on my left eyelid, I can’t apply that shit evenly without the line getting majorly crooked over the tissue 
But I do love and marvel at winged eyeliners
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Before I bought this machine I used a french press too. I’ve wanted to buy an automatic machine for a long time though.
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I have been using a press for years and love it. I just hate cleaning it. Been thinking about getting one of those hourglass pots that use a filter that you just pour the hot water over.
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I did that for a long time in between broken machines. It’s great if you do not drink a lot of coffee or share it. Unfortunately, I am coffee fiend
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Demon roast coffee would suit that press beautifully lol
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Tmw damn it, I am slap happy from exhaustion but still have crap to be done. This just means I will be pissed off demon lord when I wake up (one of my personal flaws when I don’t get enough sleep)
Also tmw you wonder if allowing others to evoke you would yield interesting results as I have only one perspective on that matter. Not to stroke my ego but it does help to serve my own understanding of how others perceive my godself
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TMW you crave frozen waffles and pickles. Pregnancy cravings are werid.
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That moment you browse through etsy for a cauldron, (for Halloween decoration/candy holder) then remember there’s a old bronze one in your room that you never use for anything. 
Though black would be better…
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Tmw okay, I have about 400 books in my room alone, not counting the possible 900 at my parents. Not to mention i need a steamer trunk each for my ingredients and ritual gear…holy hell. Note to self: either a bit of spring cleaning is needed or I need to include a library and ritual room in my future housing plans
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It is called Teddy, like the stuffed bears because coffee made from it makes me feel happy and cozy as if I hugged a stuffed bear.
The more realistic the name the funnier it gets if people asks you about them.
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