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TMW most people want to shoot fireballs like a video game wizard, while right now I would gladly settle for Mickey Mouse status so I can enchant my broom to clean the house for me.
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Iād side with the broom tooā¦ I can make a flamethrower for that other thing 
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My two Tarot decks are named Nicholas and Catherine.
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TMW Iām gonna watch Taxi Driver on Netflix.
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That moment when you find that the people that irritate you instead of those that actually get in your way are the ones you want to curse
Itās like killing a wasp with spray and the hive is right beside you
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the bottle of beer you opened approx 30 minutes ago on your altar starts fuming over all of a sudden. Noooooo. Not the beeeeeer.
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Ugh i hate my stepdad
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Guess I should put some context with my previous post
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Whilst I know I shouldnāt complain, Iām going to regardless. I really hate having to constantly show Id to buy alcohol; especially since Iāve been legal for nearly a decade. After all the Catholic sermons I have been on the receiving end of, I desperately needed some of the strong stuff and alas, I wasnāt able to since I accidentally left my id at home.
Next time, Iāll just have to buy double to make up for it 
curse this baby face.
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That moment when a spirit noticed you noticed it
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Tmw you log into balg and the giant banner ad is for the fuckin Billy Graham Evangelical Association offering to save your soul. Dead laughing.
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I get the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Iāve been there done that. I was an awful Mormon.
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Tmw you meet a co-worker at your new job and he hasnāt done or said anything wrong, but you canāt help but feel irritated in his presence and you donāt know why.
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