I’m jealous, i havent had a birthday with cake for over a decade. Not to mention a sick ass squatch cake
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His nickname is sasquatch cause his hairy ass legs…and that’s a cookie cake btw
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My jealousy is immeasurable at this moment 
They got him a bucket full of liquor…among it is moonshine…after high school on my 21st i went to a wine festival my mom won tickets for that was on my bday…and last year we went to the casino buffet and ate
TMW you go through some of your first magickal interactions and realize what a simp you were 
Ah cringeee
But wait. It gets worse
I’m fucking shleep bro
Just got home from my first day at my new job!
I’m so stoked, especially because my ‘find a new job’ rites finally paid off.
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You’re a model now? 
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Lmao Barf bucket 
I just petition Belial for help and as soon as I did that I got a notification from indeed from Trugreen
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Nah fam, I sell cell phones. Was working at a shitty Boost franchise, where the place was ran sketch as hell. Switched to Cricket because it’s a lot more legit as far as how it’s ran, and I won’t be getting piddly 20 hour weeks with fucked up paychecks.
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Ik lol it was a compliment 
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I know, I just am bad at accepting praise. 
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Markimoo is that you 
…sorry you look like him in that pic
When does this thing lock btw?
(9000th post 
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Aww, thanks man.
10k
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TMW you ask a spirit for a familiar and you get all of them. This is NOT what I meant 
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Tmw when you about to spend $500 on a shaman to get rogue succubi you called on as a beginner removed that are trying to push you to your end but you been through so much shit they can’t push you lower 