Lol that wasnt what i meant…i was talking about a memorial story but with a twist on a certain character…like a twist on Cinderella or Grease or Purple rain
TMW me thinking “idiots, idiots everywhere”.
It is one of that days…
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Bad day?
No. The day is beautiful and marvellous.
It is the people.
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Tmw you put on your shirt & marbas is like don’t forget your vitamins after he helped me heal he said to start taking certain vitamins been feeling great though so no complaining
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There is no cure for stupidity, no matter how much we wish there was.
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Why disney why did you give the genie a love interest in the new aladdin film!?!
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He had one in the animated series.
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Wait what?
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TMW you think you were soul travelling. … and you did it all in the relative warmth of your bedroom cause its 14°C now your bdrm is smokey so gotta op them windows…
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TMW you forgot to buy toothpaste while shopping for groceries.
Also TMW you open your mailbox to discover a small sized toothpaste sample right on top of your incense stick package.
Thank you,. dear mailbox.
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I just searched it up…it is kinda cute
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Tmw you retrieve a package from the post office…only to check the status of another package out of curiosity, to discover its been here for a week, and you need to go back to get it now…would be nice to get some type of notice 
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Tmw your brother is loud with playing the trumpet
Tmw when you just finished a petition spell and this little lady suddenly appears. Never seen her before.
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TMW Horny af.
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Im sneezy right now
TMW you are slightly annoyed that nobody comments on your journal entries any more. I happen to think I provide rather insightful commentary.
TL;DR - Banjax is a low key attention whore
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