That Moment When 5: It's dead Jim

Morgana gas ideas… mwahahahaha

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My professor has recently been trying to convince the class I’m a Satanist. I don’t know what would make her think that.

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We should try to make it a saying on here.

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TMW you figure your roomie’s spirits want him ticked for some reason 'cause he just berated you for not doing something you know you did. 🤷‍♂

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TMW you have so much to type so much information t h at you got to get confirmed & correlated it’s like e. FFS. I’m not staying up all night again

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Tmw you had a lot of stares at the store, a few people crossing themselves, and assumed I just looked bad because I just woke up and didn’t bother looking nice to go to the store. Went into the bathroom and noticed I had my ritual make up still on (the star of the gatekeepers on my forehead, sigil of naamah on one cheek, red make up down my right eye as if I was crying blood, the earth symbol on one hand, and an inverted pentagram on the other). Whoops

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@Dralukmun . I love it.
I’ve drawn Azazel both sigil above my left breast Lucifer on my left shoulder. I am going to get these tattooed with ouroborus around Lucifer sigil.

Money money make it mine money money grow my vines

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Very cool. Love using make up to help make connections. I didn’t put my hair up either so I looked like a wild man in the store lol

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Countdown to 10,000 post…

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Tmw I just got notified that I will be getting a full refund for the wallet that I ordered.

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TMW you get locked out of the apartment in the pouring rain but you buy a crate of beer and have a good time.

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Tmw I prematurely made a new tmw for when this one does later tonight:

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TMW the Lords of death and az jahi call you :skull_and_crossbones:

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Tmw the Lords of my dick call you lol

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TMW I just get back from Spirit Halloween. Got my kid a Pikachu hat and he hasn’t taken it off. I had to take the tag off of it in the store and hand it to the cashier because he didn’t want to take it off his head :joy:

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Tmw some other dude did that too earlier today, its a duel to see which will reign over BALG badlands. :thinking:

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You and your B-movie plots.

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It’s not my fault Fast and the Furious turned retarded like it did.

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Mine will win, because I am the boner master.

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Tyrese blames The Rock.

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