clapclapclapclapclapclapclap
also the end of SLC Punk fucking destroyed me
I first watched it as a edgelord teen and it fucked me up.
1 Like
SAME that day i learned that i really am a sensitive bitch
1 Like
TMW a grasshopper nosedives into your ear when your bf is hitting it from the back, he mistakes your shrill cry of horror and shock as a porno-moan, begins jackhammering while the grasshopper is now hopping and buzzing in your face/hair
there are so many grasshoppers in my house
1 Like
Tmw the offerings for Naamah tonight include Bolivian Creme filled doughnuts, fresh wild flowers, and a fruity beer as wine was a little out of budget this week.
2 Likes
2 Likes
…I haven’t done that before. Nope, not at all lol
1 Like
Where did you found it
In a laundry basket. It must’ve knocked off my hand and with a combination of it being a very light ring and my stress levels, I did not notice I wasn’t wearing it until I was at work. Kinda tells me about my mental state and how I need to be more rigid with my schedules as well as awareness.
And my wife is happy, so that is a bonus
Well that’s good…how is your and your wife day or night so far
1 Like
Good, we are actually getting ready for a qlipoth ritual
That moment when you discover that one of your children has been able to bypass your security features on your tablet.
Also, that moment when you remember that you rooted the tablet, so you’re really going to have a little bit of fun with the next time she tries to access the guest account.
2 Likes
Tmw there’s a giant thunder and lightning storm outside and it’s awesome.
I didn’t edit this. The flashes are so bright they make it look like it’s dawn/dusk (it’s nighttime now)
2 Likes
So cool
1 Like
You lucky bastard, I want to be where there’s an extreme thunderstorm. This desert crap sucks.
1 Like
Well, you could potentially have a sand storm.
What is wrong with you? Is it contagious, have you ever had a psych exam, I don’t know what’s wrong with you for suggesting that a sandstorm could fulfill my inner longing to see lightning flashes and torrential rainfall, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
I still love you.
1 Like
I just want this heat to go away…our a.c. is not wanting to function so lately I’ve been drinking ice water and sleep with a cold pack
Yes I have. My diagnosis is a mixture of smartassoisis and sadism lol.
Okay, I’ll change it. You could have heat lightning and some rain…twice a year