Shub-Shub is a sweetie, very comfy vibe from her when I was pathworking Grimoire of the Necronomicon
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TWM you’re planning a curse on someone you thought was your real friend!
TWM where you realize you don’t feel bad about doing it, you actually feel doing it justice!
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Tmw you wake up from a dream kissing up a womans legs before you got to the fun part 
no face though
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Tmw you’ve been laughing so much today, you had an ab workout.
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You could probably market that somehow and make a fortune LOL
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Probably! I’ve seen sillier things on the shopping channel. 
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TMW you find a really awesome walking stick/cane on Wish, for $125. The top of it pulls out and is a telescope.
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Do you need a stick to walk?
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No, but it’s cool as fuck.
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TMW
I had lunch with a model
and didn’t realize it.
I can’t deny my countryside upbringing, sometimes
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But if you don’t need why use it?
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Because it’s cool. It’s like someone wearing a certain type of coat when they don’t need to. Just an accessory for personal enjoyment.
I’m not buying it, I just think it’s cool.
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Then why don’t you buy it?
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Because $125 is a fair amount of money when I have other expenses and stuff to worry about. I put it on my list of things so when I can afford to get it, I can order it.
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Get a cheaper one.
Or, being a magician and all, you could, oh, I don’t know, do a spell to bring one to you that won’t cost you anything.
A lot of people do that with books, but I haven’t heard of many doing it with other objects, come to think of it
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That moment when you might of relied on ritual a little too late to be properly effective. Dorian wasn’t nearly as destructive as I had hoped it would be.
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When you consent to cookies.
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I think I could have shit gold today and someone, would have found someway to complained about it 
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