Guess mine are eager for me to finally shut my mouth 
I think they like for us to talk to them 
That would be a nice way to explain my nightly talkings 
I thought “She works hard for the money” was about women empowerment in the corporate space. Turns out it might just be about selling pussy.
I’ll have some of what Donna Summers is selling and look! 
She’s ready to take my order 
We appreciate our local escorts 
Tmw you’re thinking about your twin flame, decided to steal @Eye_of_Ra 's meme and you see 777… hm.
I got 777 today too
Whenever i think of him I typically see 555, 333, 777 and 1111
I get the ones alot
TMW your only aspiration is a cigarette and demon cuddles.
Tmw the screw holding the filter to my French press broke. I think I am cursed from coffee at this point
That moment when…you go to the grocery store to pick up a deli pizza to cook and end up bringing home everything but a pizza 
Tmw your birthday is on the new moon. Going to be an intense night.
Also tmw you’re playing Skyrim and don’t know what to play as.
Tmw you are sitting in the parking lot at work, and you really aren’t feeling it.
I’d much rather be meditating right now.
Mine seems to be on a waxing crescent as the moon moves from my zodiac sign (sagittarius) to capricorn