TMW
you’re in a moral dilemma
To curse or not to curse if someone is technically at fault but for a REALLY stupid reason?
6 Likes
That moment when 
2 Likes
When in doubt, flip a coin and let Lady Luck decide 
Or, do what I do and hex anything that rustles my jimmies without a second thought. Life is a lot simpler when you stop feeling guilty for asserting your personal dominion.
5 Likes
That’s kinda toxic lol.
Reminds me of old CoD MW and Halo 3 lobbies
2 Likes
TMW You’re thinking on doing a spell for some extra or quick cash cause that would come pretty handy and without even doing something you all of a sudden get a huge extra from out of the blue …
Erhm… Thank you Belial…? 
12 Likes
Tmw wierd fucked up dreams that might be because of my operation I’m doing.
Finding 5 phones I sold to someone in the woods with the boxes, and that someone turns out to be Chrysalis from MLP except anthro, and somehow she’s now my girlfriend and then I woke up.
Find the meaning in that bitch.
6 Likes
I don’t know about meaning, but at least you got to experience Swiss cheese pony gf.
4 Likes
Selling phones in the woods… that’s an interesting one …
4 Likes
Not really tbh, woke up shortly after we hooked up.
2 Likes
I found the phones in the woods, I sold them where I work
3 Likes
Ah ok, sorry for the error, still interesting omen though
3 Likes
Well that’s just tragic.
2 Likes
How so?
2 Likes
Tmw another funny exchange between myself and roommate/coworker.
Him: “Did you eat my crackers?”
Me: “I can afford my own crackers, why would I take yours?”
Him: “Because it’s in your blood to.”
Me: “It would be in my blood to challenge you in combat, kill you, and then take your shit if we want to be more correct. And it is your blood to lose wars, especially two very big ones”
4 Likes
Yeah, didn’t even get to cuddle.
1 Like
the combo of the woods, the phones etc
2 Likes
All things point to ‘fuck me right?’ lol
Considering that every night previous I’ve had a completely different fucked up dream…
Also I found my folder of magick shit I put together in 2005. Some of this is from the old Chaos Magic archives and I don’t even know if it can still be found anymore 
2 Likes
The coin just said “Off with his head”. Lets see how the cards align with that
3 Likes