I had ongoing dreams about my parents being replaced by some other things in some kind of more violent manner. No in the middle of the night encounters but that shit was already enough for me. Poor you 
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Damn dude.
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To her credit though, it’s a healthy doubt to have thinking back. It was almost as if she–or whoever that was–was hinting that I should be aware of the shift in energy and was annoyed that I wasn’t behaving accordingly. She could’ve very well been possessed.
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Tmw when you divine your future partner and the sexual slot had the Tower (that means they’re dominant. Very. Dominant. 
) I’m happy with that.
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Yeah, i saw who one of the Elders is and I had a bad falling out with them recently. Best keep my distance from their group activity.
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Tmw you have to be in to work early just in case the normal team captain is absent again. I need more elixir of dezombification before dealing with that mess (aka coffee)
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Tmw the quadruple-strength monstrosity you call coffee finally kicks in while working, and you’re buzzing like a hummingbird on adderall, going 10x the speed you usually do.
Tmw a frog crawled out from the sink pipe in the bathroom and won’t leave the pipe…so my brother is killing it with hot water
Froggy noooo!!!
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He’s an idiot. You’re a goodlooking baby.
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Tmw all the inhuman amounts of caffeine you’ve invested results in a caffeine crash, and now you must pay the price. Fucking feel like shit.
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Tmw it’s 4am and you randomly wake up feeling autistic as fuck, with the overwhelming urge to edit your crop layout plan for the fall and find some tin whistle sheet music for random ass anime themes.
TMW… you try out the sigil making tutorial to get something you want, design it, put it away and forget to officially charge it & 2 weeks later the impossible happens 
Ps- huge thanks to whoever made that post 
cant seem to find it now!
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Tmw when you realize it’s kinda your fault you hate your job because you forgot to include that criteria in the job-hunting spell last time around.
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TMW you are woken at 3:15 and are not sure which spirit wants to talk with you…
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Tmw you’re out walking your very ironically friendly pit bull in the middle of the night, and nobody tries to shank you because they think your dog will attack them…Just because it’s a pit bull.
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I could use some tonight
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