Nice. 
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I didn’t really comment on this but you could actually be onto something. I don’t think I’ve ever had sex with someone without them feeling completely drained afterwards.
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Imagines**
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keeping with the terrible bedside manner theme**
“Don’t you fucking move.”
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“This will only hurt for a second.”
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That moment when you have two lighters but can’t find either one 
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swish it around your mouth a little and swallow it
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Been there man
Been there
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Lowkey the lighters have a mind of their own
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That doesn’t work you can’t ingest mouth wash.
you should say-
"You must be a spitter."
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Lmao
Tell her she need to brush more often 
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I want a new one…things you can say at the dentist that you shouldn’t hear during sex
“I’m gonna put you to sleep so you won’t feel a thing.”
“Your mom is right here if anything goes wrong.”
“I need you to bite down on this.”
“I know it tastes a little funny but it doesn’t have to stay in your mouth long.”
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Ah yeah…that’s right…use those chompers
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I literally loled.
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Is anyone good at what comes to past lives?
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I got one that can work for both: “What flavor do you want?”
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It only comes in chocolate
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what do you mean? I think I might be misunderstanding you.
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"This should only take a minute"
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