Did you make it? regardless! They are beautiful!
I wish! I canât even draw a tree. Thank you
TMW everything is arranged and neatly in order but you have to wait but you also kinda want to crush that person RIGHT NOW
(jk, I can wait. I know youâre doing great work so far, but DAMN)
Hide yo kids and hide yo wife
Oddnan about to kill a motherfucker
Tmw you have a powerful working with Met Kalfu, Azi Dahaka, Ahriman, and Nylarhotep
I like how you used both the ones I suggested
That moment when Pazuzu gives you a helpless shrug and says "should have thought of this last week. "⌠sighâŚ
Tmw
You find this bad boy when contemplating using Azi Dahaka in a rite you were gonna do to fuck up someones organs for some Heinous shit
Also:
Tmw you get to the ritual area and find a live spider trapped in itâs own web on ya altar
Homie served a good purpose
R.I.P. my nigga Spidey
OHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH
Kanyeâs sink
two-word-stories
Kanyes sink and toilet
Four word stories
Tmw you havenât had tv, wifi, or coffee in 3 days and your ready to stab someone
Cabin Fever
That moment when a sigil you created a while back mysteriously appears on your desk but you donât remember if you charged it and, more importantly, you donât remember what itâs for.
Welp, time to roll the dice and hope this doesnât segfault reality.
Tmw Azi Dahaka comes through with THE biggest storm in Killeen as confirmation of the work you did earlier
Vibrated his name and all kinds of Lightning Pealed
FUCK YEAH
HAIL ZOHAK!!
TMW you hear this woman say she took some ivy off a gravestone in a cemetery, cause it looked pretty. Oh, you poor stupid bitch.
Waaauwwww. How stupid can people be? Even if you know nothing about the âspiritualâ, most people would know thatâs a stupid idea. I always come with gifts and ask permission to enter.
Tmw you just had enough and about to go Carrie on some of your colleagues. When people take my kindness for weakness⌠tut-tut-tut. One of the reasons I choose to be kind is when people then do me wrong I can unleash hell on them without feeling guilty. Guilt is an ugly emotion and doesnât look good on me.
TMW you sneak into cementery during midnight to take some grave dirty and your spotify starts playing Macarena Bass Boosted version . Those spirits know what to listen !
TMW you crave some iced soy latte so bad.
TMW Iâm listening to Sabbath while walking to work because I couldnât arrange a ride today.