Im gonna call you Captain Eggplant now
I am
The Eggplant God
Apparently youre the best thing since sliced bread
Fuck yeah
Tmw you order Lucifer the Enlightener, mainly to have the whole set, even it is partially in paperback. The Belial and Azazel books were pretty good though, so I doubt Iāll regret my decisionā¦50 ā¬ for a paperback though, feels like Iām in school again.
Tmw your cat acts like a emo teenager when he doesnāt get the exact type of food he wants
That moment whenā¦an angel says that forces are watching you
That moment when the more and more you think about it it makes since that in a past life you were living in the jungles of mexico
Tmw you buy an Easter bread and when coming home you realise thereās jelly beans on it! What kind of evil blasphemous fuckery is this? And no I didnāt see it at the store because I got distracted by the fact that it got chocolate on it.
Tmw Lucifer drops some info Bombs on you out of ya sleep
Because, knowing the people involved really well, that was exactly what I needed for this situation
The forces were already there, I justā¦pushed a bit
The persons visited a priest, who happens to be a good visionary, that told them they are āworked onā. He tried to break my work three times, individually and as a group.
They reached the fountain but they didnāt manage to drink Oh well!
TMW I did test from law on 100% and i did not even look into the books
useful divinations
#two-word-stories
TMW you feel someone from the forum has tried to attack you astrally, unsuccessfully.
WTF.
Wanna fight mate?
Troll harder.
#two-word-stories
For anyone interested a bit larger update to my project with Yantras.
The moment when my household and me order some delicious falafel, hummus and yummy food for dinner.