The monsters know they must always respect the blanket. Dem’s da rulez.
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It’s true, in Paranormal Activity, when the demon yanked the girl out of bed, she had her foot outside the blanket. It could’ve been prevented.
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Lmao, sounds like him Indeed
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Hm, and really. 
Yes, no doubt it was because of that.
This is for those people who does not respect the blanket rule. 
I do. I uses 2 blanket for that, I’m purrfectly protected by dem.
Catch me if you can, bed monsters! 
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That moment when memories of dreams you had and forgot months and even years ago flash sporadically into your mind throughout the day. Side effect of energy work, perhaps? 
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TMW you joking tell Santa Muerte she can have your parrot & she replies, “Meh, he’s not an owl.” Even Death doesn’t want my asshole bird, lol!
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That moment when you aren’t sure if the title always was “A New Hope” and you have just stumbled into an instance where that has been the case or if it was not always that and has been changed recently.
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That moment when your dream ends with your friend dong a drag show in a giant bunny furry suit. And there are droves of bearded queens (drag queens sporting beards) shouting praise. I can honestly say that it was probably one of my most memorable dream experiences ever.
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That moment when your blurring vision reads this:
As this:
“dream ends with your friends dong in a drag show in a giant bunny furry suit.”
And you have to do a triple take to make sense of it.
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Originally, it was released as “Star Wars” but, Lucas already had the overarching story of the different Episodes. He decided not to release the first film as Episode IV: A New Hope to avoid confusing audiences. But all subsequent re-releases did have the “Episode IV: A New Hope” subtitle, beginning in the 1979 publication The Art of Star Wars.
Wikipedia is an amazing thing. 
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I was talking about the title of this topic lol. My brain is kinda being weird as I do a thing.
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Oh sh*t, I didn’t even realize!
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“Help us demonic forces of hell, you’re our only hope.”
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Nobody ever does.
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Something seems very off in here but I just can’t put my finger on it.
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Then poke it with a stick instead.
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TMW I had a nice little smoke break.
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A nice little cigar.
I don’t smoke them for the nicotine, just for the enjoyment.
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TMW you’re thinking when the day will come that some magicians will turn against Mercury and its retrogrades.
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