That Moment When 3

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TMW you finally have a little time to send your pics from your phone to your computer,
about the fire in your lowland from near. :fire::black_heart:

Sometimes you need to scorch everything to the ground, and start over. After the burning the soil is richer, and new things can grow. People are like that, too. They start over. They find a way.

…and every lifeform, as well.

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Would love to collect bones there (if any remain)

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8875

TMW you get informed that if you find your dog a good home you can get a pet chicken

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8876

Chickens are psychopaths, I know someone who had some backyard chickens and even with plenty of space and things, keeping them from fucking each other up was quite a chore apparently. :hatching_chick:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2010/07/curbing-domestic-violence-chickens

Caged. Keeping chickens behind bars isn’t good for their health, but when turned loose they often peck each other.

TMW you read that and go

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8877

Necromancers as well.

Evil Fuckaires.

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8878

Told you that I’m a good girl :smirk:

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Planning to get just one so no worry about it pecking at another one

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Won’t it be lonely, with no-one to persecute? :thinking:

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I have a toddler. Im sure itll attack her LOL

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Or i can train it to attack my wife until we get divorced

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Now I have to think about a chicken that runs after your wife in its hilarious chicken run wayDownload%20(6)

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8884

Seems pretty terrifying. Those motherfuckers move with purpose.

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Chickens are natures first attempt at an ultimate killing machine

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BWAAAAKAAAAAK proceeds to shapeshift into chicken

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Lo’ and behold! The majestic Dragon Chicken!

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Not quite as majestic as the Mouse Dragon, but still something special

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TMW you walk oast a religious group reciting Lucifer enn

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TMW you get asked what are your weekend plans “hmm” and your thinking “im going to summon the infernal gate keepershave sex with daemons and cause my enemy renal failure” …but smile and say you’ll read a book…
By

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TMW or when Monday comes and you are asked what you did…
Which one do you say to your normies

          1. Sacrificed your effigy over a cauldron in the park at midnigh- btw you now gave warts 
           2. Got possessed and learned how to levitate with a penis 
           3. Made a pact with. .... 
           4. Read a book 
            5.played computer games with butterflies 
            6. Meditated my kunda out and exploded my chakras

Take your pick

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All of thee above :sunglasses:

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