You cant always get your beer for free dammit Darkest
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I will tomorrow though. I feel it!
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TMW you catch up to this thread and realize that @A_Pariah might actually be the most innocent person here
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I will kick you if it happens
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How about we each think very hard about his free beer exploding in his face and see what happens.
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Thats a bit too overboard
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Now, that would just be rude 
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The image of splashing foamy whitesness coming from aā¦ no, I wonāt go there! 
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Guess we figured out what Eva dreams about
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Oh most certainlyā¦ but how many exploding ābeersā are in her dreamsā¦ damn it now I am acting no better than Micahā¦ I am sorry.
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Thats a lie and you know it. EVERYONE is better than Micah
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True but shush. I donāt want to play that game with him.
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Learning truth is path to enlightenment. Youre helping him if you think about it
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TMW someone hid your tortillas and you might actually start a crusade
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Yes but some people canāt handle the truth and some kinds of truth are quite disorienting especially for those of his temperament. He needs to age a bit and calm down on exploding anything that moves.
As to the tortillasā¦ Hide them first then you know where they are.
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You might be right on that. He has a bad temperment.
Scratch that last part. Tortillas have been found
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āCause if I slid through your area
Itāll probably be with them crazy kids from Liberia
Who donāt think of bids when theyāre airing ya
Cause they so hungry, for a peek into a fridge they will bury yaā ā Fabolous (āFall Backā)
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TMW your momma asks you to clean your room from your cloth-mountan, so you told her to do not fear, you can put them away fast with an effective strategy of yours:
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Tmw you get soo excited for your lust Working you canāt stand it if it works as well as I hope I want to submit it to balg for others to use 
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