Try “rolling stone or im not a vampire” by them pretty good aswell
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Thats a beautiful horse
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TMW your brain goes on a little adventure instead of attending to the conversation you’re having…
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I’m listening to their music on Spotify, and I’m loving them. This is a great find!
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Horse riding is a cool thing! I practiced using bow on horse back for long years. 
My Horse was from this breed:
His name was Sahib. 
Oh, good old times.
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TMW you delete the copy of your conversation with someone from their facebook account causing them to cry and act like you have no idea what happened
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Chalk full of innuendos but nevermind. I don’t trust 'em because a horse killed Superman.
That’s pretty bad ass though. You’d be extremely useful in a zombie apocalypse.
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I like horses. I fed some once. Refuse to ride them because I dont trust em, but theyre neat
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I once watched coked out brazillian chicks fuck a horse. You can’t trust any animal that would fuck a human.
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Guess you dont trust humans
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The horse chooses the horseman, not the horseman chooses the horse. 
If the harmony is alive between you, your friendship will be unbreakable.
I have a lot of fighting skills (bow, sword, knife, rod, and I training every day/gym). I would be glad for a Zombi Apocalypse. My must-need list for an upcoming Zombie Apocalypse is:
- Katana
- Saw-resistant work gloves
- Shark Bite Safe Diving Suit
- Steel toe boots
- Crash helmet
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Of course not. Do you know how many times I’ve been balls deep in pussy thinking to myself,
“I can’t believe she’s letting me do this to her.”
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I feel like the best plan for Zombie apocalypse is to just die beforehand so you dont have to worry about it. Keep life simple
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Fucking hell man lol
When I was a kid my grandparents used to let me ride their horses. I remember him being a massive grey stallion named Thor. He was cool.
I never got kicked by horses because I diligently listened to them when they warned me about startling horses from behind.
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Oh, Dear… you just like:
Okay, I’m out. Maybe next incarnation.
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Problem solving 101: if youre dead you shouldnt have any problems
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That depends on your perspective of what happens after you die.
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I can’t let this kind of luxury to myself. My higher Self, Abaddon, King Belial and Lucifer (okay, He probably don’t) would kick my silky ass for that. 
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