That Moment When 3


#6398

Tmw a student of yours just doesn’t get it, despite you explaining exactly how he is gonna fuck up, and still tries to persuade you to his plan…and you like:

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#6399

Tmw you at the DMV and get a boner, and you catch the lady next to you staring at it :smiling_imp::smirk:


#6400

That is OFFICIALLY the sickest sex fetish I have ever read on this forum, holy fuck @Micah! :astonished:

I can’t even.


#6401

Good sick, or bad sick?

nHXEgl8


#6402

TMW black obsidian crystals arrive and you feel so much love for them.


#6403

That moment when someone tries to stop you in your magick, by doing magick on you…
and you call forth ------MePhistO------ that opens up a Turbo-boosted way of doing magick…
And you realize, as you feel the potential, of being ‘Limitlessly BaddAss Great at magick’…
–and so ready to make a pact!–


#6404

Why not both? :smiling_imp: @Sentinel


#6405

TMW - You wonder what to do now you’ve called all these beings that have different agendas that go against all the really ‘naughty’ things you wish to do… and you hear the song in your mind

“Prick your finger it is done, the moon has now eclipsed the sun…”
(1:44 - …) played, by a spirit in your mind - (reminding that one can make a pact)
(without 'the angel has spread it’s wings the time has come for bitter things) in my case.


#6406

Best bit:

Earlier this year, the DMV said it was unable to proceed with disciplinary action because the issues had not been adequately documented. The report says that documentation was completed in March of this year.

I bet the fucking bureaucrat documenting it was having a nice restful snooze as well. :laughing:


#6407

Dont worry i got a thing for cider too :wink:


#6408

that moment when you are fucking and she says

cum inside my pussy

then you think , dammit i dont want to be father lol but she is so wet and creammy i cant stop now, its so good

this is a hard situation lol


#6409

The proper procedure is to fill that bitch up, then make her take a ‘morning-after’ pill.


#6410

Nope
The proper procedure is to fill that bitch up
Then leave and never speak to her again :joy:


#6411

16 years later:

hi balg my mom got dumped by this pos who gave her all these genital warts and i need to fuck him up some pls help!

:thinking:


#6412

Balg: What was his name?

Kid: Well…I never met him so I don’t know his name :joy:

Balg: Does your mom know his name?

Kid: Nah, he never introduced himself :rofl:


#6413

I find you morally reprehensible.


#6414

Alot of people do and so do some spirits :ok_hand:

You aint the first, and you won’t be the last :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:


#6415

TMW you smile resolutely.


#6416

That moment when I will be getting a pretty fat commission for today’s port-in customer sales.
(I work at Boost Mobile)


#6417

I just made it rain.

tysonsuccess