That Moment When 3

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6407

Dont worry i got a thing for cider too :wink:

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6408

that moment when you are fucking and she says

cum inside my pussy

then you think , dammit i dont want to be father lol but she is so wet and creammy i cant stop now, its so good

this is a hard situation lol

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6409

The proper procedure is to fill that bitch up, then make her take a ‘morning-after’ pill.

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6410

Nope
The proper procedure is to fill that bitch up
Then leave and never speak to her again :joy:

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6411

16 years later:

hi balg my mom got dumped by this pos who gave her all these genital warts and i need to fuck him up some pls help!

:thinking:

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6412

Balg: What was his name?

Kid: Well…I never met him so I don’t know his name :joy:

Balg: Does your mom know his name?

Kid: Nah, he never introduced himself :rofl:

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6413

I find you morally reprehensible.

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6414

Alot of people do and so do some spirits :ok_hand:

You aint the first, and you won’t be the last :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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6415

TMW you smile resolutely.

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6416

That moment when I will be getting a pretty fat commission for today’s port-in customer sales.
(I work at Boost Mobile)

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6417

I just made it rain.

tysonsuccess

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6418

Hi Micah.
Do you work with queen/goddess heralah

6419

@micah Respectfully i need your assistance

6420

TMW you do energy work with 1 clear quarts on Anahata and 1 black obsidian on Ajna and 1 black obsidian on Manipura.

TMW The black obsidian Crystal on Manipura starts to vibrate and pulse. Too bad i cant hold this for longer cause there is laundry to do

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6421

TMW you finally found a shop in your damned country where you can buy black candles, so you up to get them, and the old lady looks up to you, then she says:
― I hope you do not want to curse people with these.
Ah… These stereotypes…

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6422

TMW rapture

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6423

TMW Spirits suddenly talk to you in “adversarial” and they expect you to answer but you don’t know the language…?
Tell me it happens to other people too…

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6424

Are you using them for curses though?

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6425

No.

I curse without them.

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6426

TMW you found some two old rosary (from your childhood) in your cellar, which you thrown out because they got teared apart mysteriously by an unknown “person”/“force”?

There are no coincidences.

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