So you’re able to understand the horror of it, thats good
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Tmw this convo is a strange sort of Kinky 
Whispers to @Faustus
Bang her already, and restrain her with the wet towel
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It’s less like horror and more like I should really take off this wet sock. 
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Thanks @Micah, now he’s undressing his sock!
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What’s the order here? Bang and then restrain or restrain and bang? I’m confused.
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Well it’s wet now. I must
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Restrain then Bang 
She’s German so make sure you throw in a SEIG HEIL
I heard it turns German women on
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That’s what she said
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the only thing that turns on a german woman is Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
There is no way around.
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Restrains her then does the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz .
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That’s what he said too.
Sorry to disappoint @Micah. I don’t even know what this is. I’m fucked.
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Or not. That kinda depends
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Yeah. Seems like not.
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Grasshopper @Faustus, it is a complex way that German women say they prefer it…In the ass
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Just spank her with the wet sock while you do it
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@Meowlix, what about your two cents here?
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That’s a whole lotta verbiage for something so simple.
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I know right?
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Law on delegation of duties for supervision of cattle marking and beef labeling
Source. Wikipedia
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Brutus!!!
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Basically German women like the type of Sex where you completely dominate them using them like a peice of meat.
Fuck them hard again and again until thwy get a Beef Curtain.