That Moment When 3

[Faustus]

@A_Pariah

And your tears of pain are flowing into the eternal body of the towel

That counts as ascent, right?

[A_Pariah]

Yeah, I guess so. No pain, no gain, right?

[Faustus]

Well I got the pain. Still waiting on the gain.

[A_Pariah]

@Faustus

Well I got the pain. Still waiting on the gain.

Maybe you don’t suffer enough???

[Anassa]

@A_Pariah

Maybe you don’t suffer enough???

I can help on that. Just saying!

[A_Pariah]

@Anassa

I can help on that.

You mean, help to “ascend”, right?

[Faustus]

@A_Pariah

Maybe you don’t suffer enough???

You think so? Pretend to be an African Prince one time and you’re damned to eternal suffering.

[Meowlix]

BDSM to ascend?

[Anassa]

@A_Pariah

You mean, help to “ascend”, right?

Ehm… Yea! Of course! That too!

[A_Pariah]

@Meowlix

BDSM to ascend?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Faustus

Pretend to be an African Prince one time and you’re damned to eternal suffering.

You should simply not lie about being an african prince if you don’t want to be helped by @Anassa to ascend

[Faustus]

@A_Pariah

You should simply not lie about being an african prince if you don’t want to be helped by @Silent to ascend

A trickster god cannot be blamed for acting according to his nature.

[A_Pariah]

@Faustus

A trickster god cannot be blamed for acting according to his nature.

A wet towel god cannot be blamed for spanking according to his nature

[Faustus]

@A_Pariah

A wet towel god cannot be blamed for spanking according to his nature

Hmmm. Touche

[Faustus]

You’re both overlooking something though. My hands aren’t tied this time.

[A_Pariah]

So?

[Faustus]

@A_Pariah

So?

So it’s not gonna be that easy.

[A_Pariah]

Pfffff…would be a shame…if something…would happen to this untied state of hands

[Faustus]

[A_Pariah]

Imagine your hands being tied by a wet towel. The cold sogginess that would continue for hours. It’s like stepping into something wet on the kitchen floor with your sock, only with hands now

[Faustus]

Nothing annoys me more than a wet sock.