Not quite as majestic as the Mouse Dragon, but still something special
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TMW you walk oast a religious group reciting Lucifer enn
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TMW you get asked what are your weekend plans “hmm” and your thinking “im going to summon the infernal gate keepershave sex with daemons and cause my enemy renal failure” …but smile and say you’ll read a book…
By
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TMW or when Monday comes and you are asked what you did…
Which one do you say to your normies
1. Sacrificed your effigy over a cauldron in the park at midnigh- btw you now gave warts
2. Got possessed and learned how to levitate with a penis
3. Made a pact with. ....
4. Read a book
5.played computer games with butterflies
6. Meditated my kunda out and exploded my chakras
Take your pick
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All of thee above 
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Just finished my third evocation in my big operation. It was Vassago this time.
https://forum.becomealivinggod.com/t/clickbait-title-about-binding-demons/57367/79?u=aquas_veritem
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Tmw your phone acts up and all contacts are deleted, internet shut off…and all ya lesbian porn featuring Nina Hartley, Sinn Sage, Angelina Castro, and Magdalene St. Michaels is gone 
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Yes Oddy
Such a tragedy
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The world is a dark and hopeless place. Hope you’ll survive that atrocity somehow.
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My Heart Will go oooooonnnnnn!
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Now if only someone would scry into someone else’s seedy underworld activities; get some useful information for a change.
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TMW you attempt the merging method @C.Kendall made a thread about and blackout on throat chakra during first try, but succeed on second try after waking back up and feel heavier
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TMW you finally got your beautiful banner for an other Forum. 
After long months, spending time to making them, I asked for one first. 
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Tmw you wake up from a dream of you smoking weed but have never had any before
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Cant say it always is what it was made out to be, but Ive had some very crazy experiences with my household during those kinds of things. More often than not I feel disconnected though
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I only want it for magical work that’s it’s so once it’s legal that’s All I’m having it for
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TMW you just realize that you had a perfect sense to find your Godself’s fellow “workers”
in the past battles, and your next Deity “target” you want to evocate soon is in a good connection with your Patron (so based on your past with your Patron, you know this Deity as well). 
It is good to see how things just rolls. 
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TMW you finally fully wake up and find a feather in your bed after your merge with Lucifer
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