That Moment When 3

Eye_of_Ra · February 11, 2019, 12:59am

I need a spiritual offering too

Eye_of_Ra · February 11, 2019, 1:01am

TMW i thought you said you evoked the crown princess… and i was wondering why i didnt feel anything…

Micah · February 11, 2019, 1:19am

Lmao

Micah · February 11, 2019, 1:41am

Tmw Apparently British Women are a thing of mine
The Accent tho

anon47923162 · February 11, 2019, 5:35am

That moment when you are really almost fucking done putting up with shit.

Lady_Eva · February 11, 2019, 5:53am

TMW you just spent over 2 hours 20m fixing a member’s topic and putting links behind spoiler tags, because he put 250 hours into making the content…

@succupedia if you see this, you’re next hun, this had a deadline and I cannot resist a technical challenge combined with the chance to tidy something up…

Lady_Eva · February 11, 2019, 5:53am

Ours is a forbidden love…

A_Pariah · February 11, 2019, 6:05am

Dear white cat,
your offering has been accepted

StewardofSophia · February 11, 2019, 9:20am

I just learned that an omen of a wife being accepted by the groom’s ancestral spirits was for the first child to be a boy. And I am a boy, which means my mom was accepted into the Slavic ancestors of my father.

Part of me had been worried about being a half-breed Slav, but knowing this brings peace to my soul, that I am as full-blooded as they come.

Micah · February 11, 2019, 12:15pm

Tmw
Happy international women’s day to all the Women, and Goddesses on the other side/Infernal Feminine
Sincerely,
Micah/Satan/Friendly Neighborhood Asshole

Anassa · February 11, 2019, 1:06pm

Why? I thought you said women are inferior and now you honour the women’s day? Tsk tsk tsk!

Micah · February 11, 2019, 11:01pm

Tmw you Soul Travel to Saturn with your Students and y’all glimpse the HellMouth
Fucking beautiful

Meowlix · February 12, 2019, 2:25am

TMW I secure the gag, stick the buttplug into her and walk away and forget for a long while.

Lady_Eva · February 12, 2019, 2:36am

How is your mum these days?

Meowlix · February 12, 2019, 2:39am

Havent talked in a long while. Shes ok i guess.

Lady_Eva · February 12, 2019, 2:40am

What kind of school did you go to were a “your momma” joke never happened?

Meowlix · February 12, 2019, 2:42am

Lol. Doesnt sound like much of a joke. Tell me something british

Edit: yeah dont understand Momma jokes. I went to a Rich White Kids school =)

anon47923162 · February 12, 2019, 2:42am

250 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?! - YouTube Have this.

Nyxifer · February 12, 2019, 4:08am

That moment when you wonder if the mist from an essential oil diffuser would provide just as good a manifestation base as the smoke from burning incense.

Micah · February 12, 2019, 4:34am

Tmw you are about to have some fun