That Moment When 3

[itsnathanm7]

Just sent the details. We’ll try our best.

[Lady_Eva]

That sucks, good luck @DarkestKnight & @itsnathanm7 + the FwB posse.

[Voodooking]

That moment when a spirit punches you in the jaw. Resulting in you having to do a banishings to reverse the damage done. True story.

[Kulina8]

Heyyy…you okayyy?

[Kulina8]

Who hit you?

[Lady_Eva]

@DarkestKnight

A new place would be fantastic. Nice and quiet with no other people would be paradise.

We just don’t have a go-to spirit for that, we recommend people to Belial who helps when forum member get caught being naughty, we have Mercury Dolius to assist people where a job’s not an immediate solution, but no-one for this, so I put out an appeal to try and get some names:

Spirit For New Housing? Forum Group Research Project, Anyone?

So folks, we often have forum members whose housing situation is precarious, especially in countries where rents are high and landlords expect excessive amounts of deposits, advance rent, references, etc., and while we have go-to spirits with excellent track records for many other common problems, I am not aware of a spirit directly concerned with the provision of stable and comfortable housing. I did source a spirit who has an ancient tradition of helping with matters of welfare and insurance …

[rin]

I am now…? Ha thanks for asking. It’s a little scary when it happens though but meehhhh I’m trying not to dwell on it.

[rin]

Ah geez dude I’m so sorry.

[Eye_of_Ra]

Yea DK pmed me about it here and we talked on discord about it. I’m just thankful that he is ok. But now we have to worry if his apartment is livable or not.

[Lady_Eva]

TMW you learn something new:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog's_bollocks_(typography)

[Nyxifer]

Sorry to hear that @DarkestKnight. Maybe Belial to help speed through the bureaucratic bullshit that usually goes along with housing inspections/renovations?

Anddd that moment when you ask to see your spirit guide during an AP and you get an extraterrestrial spaceship barreling towards you at maximum velocity.

Not entirely sure what this means but hopefully the explanation will involve banging a hot alien chick with three boobs and a prehensile tail.

[Micah]

@Nyxifer

banging a hot alien chick with three boobs and a prehensile tail.

It’s fun
Fucking fun

And the head they give OMG

[DarkestKnight]

That moment when…at least the motel has free wifi

[Micah]

But go for the true Alien ones
Not the half alien/half human hybrid

There’s a chance you’ll die, but there’s nothing sexier then getting it on with a bladed tail looming above you

[Micah]

Sending energy…
You’ll have a new place soon. Even better than what you had
Demonic forces are at work
@DarkestKnight

[DarkestKnight]

I hope that “soon” means in 3 days lol

I only have until Thursday in the motel.

I appreciate the effort of those demonic forces though.

[Nyxifer]

@Micah

but there’s nothing sexier then getting it on with a bladed tail looming above you

Nothing like the threat of violently dying in an ecstasy of blood and alien pheromones to really get the juices flowin’.

[Kulina8]

Watching too much Splice.lol

[DarkestKnight]

@Nyxifer

Nothing like the threat of violently dying in an ecstasy of blood and alien pheromones to really get the juices flowin’.

Isn’t that the proper way to worship a goddess?

[Anziel_Merkaba]

TMW you are slightly dumbfounded at the leaps in logic people on the forum make sometimes…