“Share A Quote” Thread




“It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.”

-Dax, when looking at Thor, in Avengers: Infinity War.




“when Jesus comes to save you tell him to shove it”



Who owns your time owns your mind; own your own time and know your own mind.
—Jose Arguelles/Valum Votan


If you’re frightened of dying and you’re holding on, you’ll see devils tearing your life away. But if you’ve made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. ~Jacobs Ladder


“We’ll gladly feast on those that would subdue us”

Saw that quote on the cover page of The Gospel of the Ghouls, and it stuck on my mind


Whoever wrote that book stole that quote from the Addams Family movie. lol

It’s their family motto :stuck_out_tongue:


“Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.”

  • W.R. Purche


“Never, ever, compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how magnificent it is.”

-random internet meme


“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

  • Oscar Wilde


You are not a drop in the ocean,
You are the entire ocean in a drop - Rumi


“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” - Henny Youngman


“ I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you with tears in my eyes: if you fuck with me I’ll kill all of you.” - Mattis


“If you never heal from what hurt you,
You’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you”


Science describes the least of things.
The least of what something is.
Religion, magic–
Bows to the endless
in everything, the mystery.
~ A Dark Song (2016)


" We should not look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dearly bought experience. "

George Washington


“I can’t fuck a gorilla.” – Steve Martin from The Man With Two Brains