Ritual for hire - Become in a Sex God

I hope explanations saying that Magick has indeed limits aren’t completely true; it happened to me to think the same, that spells/rituals to improve life would surely be helpful but not so much. Still, there is the “solace” of a logic: it’s a matter of resistance like with lightbulbs, magick itself may be more powerful than the world, but is exercised into it… Btw some writings seems to suggest that the practicioner may reach a stage where things become more bendable.

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Bro Juancito is such a badass name. How are you having trouble becoming a sex god? You totally wasted your time and money.

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Yeah, 'cause all of us with actual magical experience are saying what we’re saying 'cause we’re fans of EA :roll_eyes:

Magick may not have limits, but magicians certainly do, and this physical plane has rules that are immeasurably hard to break. Why do you think you don’t see masses of magicians levitating, or turning into animals, or whatever other ridiculous things people come to this forum demanding to be taught how to do?

Altering the physical body is among the hardest thing to do because your perception of its state of being is constant. Even something seemingly as simple as increasing penis size, will take months, if not years, to accomplish. It’s not a one spell and done kind of thing. Real magick isn’t movie magick where you speak a spell (or pay someone to do it) and poof! you are suddenly packing the biggest dick in town.

There are a good many things you can do on the physical plane to increase your own attractiveness. Practice energy work, and build up an aura of confidence and charisma. Work with spirits from the sphere of Venus to help. Learn how to cast glamours. These are the kinds of things that take time to learn and to implement, but will get you much further towards your stated goals than hiring someone one time to do a spell to make you a “sex god” (whatever that means).


@DarkestKnight said all.

But one more thing to say:

If you have a fear to work with magick, then don’t.

If you think there’s no point to work with magick, then don’t.

Just stop making unrealistic goals and look for evolution. Because when you remove all your self imposed limitations, all your limiting beliefs and when you perceive the reality as a state and know that every state can change, then you can get whatever you want.

But to get there, you need a lot of growth. You need to learn a lot. You need to practice a lot.

So start with low expectations. Do things that are just “out of reach”. Little by little, you achieve the impossible.

But if you don’t get the guts to try it for yourself, to work for yourself, then leave all this behind and stop complaining that “magick doesn’t work if it can turn you on a “Mandingo” that gets every single woman on the Eart”. Because it won’t happen.


Are you any good at fucking? I watch of hours and hours of porn without touching myself just to know how to properly fuck right. Or how to pleasure a woman right? Its a good start. No magic required.

There is limitless things in magic about sex. Stop being lazy. You might be a bad laid, just saying.



You were saying?

I’m assuming this situation has not changed? And i’m further assuming E.A. told you a ritual you should do in order to have sex for the first time? So you sir need to focus on THAT, and when that particular gate has been unlocked then you can try for sometime a little more spectacular.

P.S. And remember don’t be too picky about it, any hole in a storm should do, no?


Glamour magick will help with the 1st, for example creating a Talisman of Mars for masculine energy, or conversely Venus for attraction and pleasure, and working Law of Attraction to draw the right hot women to you.

As @charles9 has mentioned, you are not in the unfortunate position of being a man wearied by too much mediocre sex, so you may need to scale down from being a “sex god” to simply finding the right woman and right situation for sex. :+1:

There are penis enlargement topics on here (though less about using magick than physical methods). I have no opinion on this except to say that most men don’t need to enlgarge their penis, just their self-confidence.

I presume that was what his intuition told him would be helpful, and people have generally rated him highly for that. Nonetheless I have attempted to reply to your 2 questions because otherwise this topic may get out of hand.

(That’s not a pun. Okay, maybe a little bit. :rocket: )


Amazing post and request become a living sex god because your a virgin? Have you ever considered contacting an escort service?


That’s good advice IMO, find a nice clean girl who’s very pretty and totally focused on you for the time she’s booked, and ask her to pass on some advice. :+1:


Put this on a shirt and sell it.




Maybe he spoke to you like a psychologist because you need a psychologist lmao

Like a babe isn’t going to show up to your doorstep one day ready to fuck, this is possible though, but even if does happen do you know what to do from there? or how to get to that spot in the first place? EA probably already gave you this information


Do APsara Sadhana, It is said Their Beauty starts where Human Beauty Ends just as Chimps Beauty ends where Human Beauty Starts ( For chicks, There are Many Chimps Manlier Than many beta cucks ).

They can easily Change your physical appearance TO A CONSIDERABLE DEGREE if You request them. But for some reason Few I know Clearly said No Even when it was Proposed by the Nymph/Apsara herself.

Just watched this last night, lol. It never gets old…

@juancito what are you doing right now to achieve your goal? Supporting action to your magick?

Dead ass serious:

  • Hit the gym. Get your weight up in the arms and shoulders, and away from the belly.
  • Man-groom
  • Buy a nice outfit. There is nothing like the confidence that comes with knowing your physical
    appearance is up to par.
  • See if that does not start helping, even if marginally.
  • If you have to, go to a strip joint or go find a hooker. Get those pipes cleaned out and see if
    something ‘clicks’. This is actually pretty important to future magick in this area. It will go a long,
    long way towards improving your visualization for one thing.
  • For the pecker thing, my best suggestion would be to explore the psychological phenomenon of
    Pseudocyesis and see if you can get anything out of experimenting on your end.

It would be a load of work, but you get what you put in. Hope this helps.



Magick CAN do miracles. Doesn’t matter what your problem is. Here is the thing… to achieve that kind of power, requires A LOT of practice, hard work and a lot of time. We’re talking years, not days or weeks. And that’s ok if your goal is to achieve that level of experience in magick.

But it’s not the best solution if you want all that to get one thing and that’s it. In this case, magick can be used to create opportunities for change that you need to confirm by taking action.

When someone like E.A suggests to you alternative options to solve your problem, that’s not because magick can’t help. But because he wants you to get what you want, the easiest way possible. You’re lucky that he’s an honest man. There are tons of scammers out there, who would be more than happy to take advantage of your need, and promise to teach you how to make miracles and give you nothing except an empty bank account!

You have two options :

1st : Spend lots of time and hard work to learn magick, then lots of time and hard work to get to the level of power and experience to get what you want with magick.

2nd : Use magick to get opportunities that would allow you to achieve your goal.

As far as magick is concerned, those are you two available options.

With that said. You can solve your problems without magick by keeping an open mind, research, and have courage enough to take action and accept some risks.

For example, you mentioned that you’re ugly. Not a problem today at all. Plastic surgery!
Small penis?! That’s only an issue because what you know about sex is probably only from movies and porn because you have no experience. Meaning, the main problem here is not your small penis, it’s your limited experience and lack of knowledge.

Most women don’t give a fuck about the size of your penis, as long as you know how to make her completely satisfied and really happy in bed. Sexual pleasure in sex doesn’t only come from the sexual organs… but from everything you do while you’re having sex. A guy with no experience in sex could keep a woman cold as ice or drive her crazy mad even if he got a dick of a porn star because he doesn’t have a clue what the hell he’s doing. While a guy who knows how to please a woman, can get her all over him all night no matter what he got between his legs.

Sex is science and art, it’s not… mechanics!

Learn sex, take classes and courses. Many people do that to improve their sexual life. Visit a doctor and work with him to get a larger penis, that also can be done.

Magick doesn’t solve problems, magick only make things happen. We solve problems, by using magick. Huge difference.

So don’t lose your concentration. Focus on solving your problems. Not on using magick. If magick can help, great, use it. If magick would add unnecessary problem to your existing problem, then no need to use magick for that problem. Learn it and use it for many other things, but solve this specific issue with whatever solutions you can get.

Again, you are really lucky that E.A is not a scammer. You are GOLD for scammers, a walking dollar sign. So don’t hate him for being honest with you. You should thank him. Even if you didn’t hear what you wanted to hear.


You are infinite and limitless, unified consciousness. All realities exist simultaneously.You can have any experience you desire provided you realise that you can and then get accustomed to living in the state (essence) of your fulfilled desire by giving up emotional investment/focus in realities that seem to contradict that desire Just one thing to note on the “bigger dick” issue: that really does boil down to self-esteem. I am not sure you will ever be satisfied without a strong sense of self-worth no matter what physical enhancements you may perform.

Any entity can work for you in this regard. However, I’d begin with entities that focus on self-knowledge that precedes self-love and confidence. Consider, Venus or Freyja, Odin or Och etc. Mother Mary and Infant Jesus are also goo for this if you know how to work with them without getting stuck in traditional interpretations.


I add, as “mundane” advices, 2 ideas I had yesterday (I don’t know, maybe some things are already covered): shift from concern on how to behave in women’s presence, to think about being friendly/social. And, sure, pay a bit of attention to body language etc., but ultimately being confident anyway.


@DarkestKnight is right. So to Further on magick is not TV so
Stop complaining and wining and take action Become that warlock be that athlete be that true charmer, -you don’t get beautiful teeth unless you brush with something thats not poisonous or sugard-.
Its not easy to be continuously active in mind spirit body -whatever order- and when you have down time accept it and then get up.
You don’t do money magic without thete being an avenue for the money to come and you don’t get mail delivered without a letter box.


@Purple has a point. Learning how to apply a condom thats pleasurable for both you can find on u tube
.And just because im in the mood to say: Be greatful that these accomplished sourceres even bother to offer their services and any magick working ritual or divination or spell must be paid weather the practitioner needs the money or not. They are using energy their time etc to benefit others. Its a form of respect to begin with. You don’t go to work for free -even as a volunteer i still get sometime. You don’t fuck a woman without giving het something. … ahk. All this youll find in the 7 Hermetic principals.

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