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Damn, dude, why get pissed when you can just laugh that shit off? If people wanna play dumb, let them.
Watch these fools put on a play for the queen. 
Thereās a fine line between having confidence and being full of yourself. Donāt confuse them as one thing and you wonāt get yourself into trouble. 
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Wow, let me just ramble a tadā¦
So, yesterday, some visiting family members made me go out to eat with them. I didnāt have enough time to get makeup or put on a good shirt. I was not fit to be out. I was sweaty aand on my shark week. Then, oh lucky me, guys everywhere in the restaurant.
Then, bloody fucking hell, the first person I ever had a crush on walks by. Just fucking great. Yeah, lots of people lookinā, but Iām not too sure they were pleasantly lookin at my stank ass. ARGH, well, maybe one or two, but it definitely wasnāt my first crush. Damnit!
No, I donāt date humans or anything. I look but donāt touch, and they do the same.
Itās all in the attitude, Iāve gone out looking like a mattress exploded in a cat hair factory but if you put on that feeling of being at your best, they pick up on it. 
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Iāll definitely have to remember that. Lol, my anxiety was getting the better of me. 
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Ramble schmamble wamble
Ah, the beauty of finally dining on the food youāve been craving for a week. Ooh, the beautiful and perfectly salted hashbrowns and the deliciously fluffy pancakes. Mmm, Iām in a damn good mood now. 
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I needed to delete a ranting, because it gave off so much energy. Not good. Definitely didnāt wanna risk leaving that out.
southern accent thatās my purse! I donāt know you!
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I WANNAA FLYYY LIKE A BITCHāS WEAVE IN THE SKYYY
I WANNA SWIINNGGG LIKE MY FISTS AFTER THIS BITTTCHH
Iām just making parodies here. Iām okie dokie artochokie
Heh, I oughta choke ye. Artochie.
Arty chokes ye.
Nonsensical rambles continueā¦
Arta coochie. Lmaoo. Art a coochie is an artichokie. Arty chokes ye for the art of ya coochie.
draws painting
I call thisā¦ āTis thy art of ye coochieā
āLetās get down tonight! Shake that ass left to right. Keep in mind that I softly bite! Hopefully that buttholeās tight!ā
Dreams had me yearning for moreā¦
I canāt even remember the dreams I had last night, but I can still feel the passion lingering on. It has me yearning for the touch of that mysterious guy. For I do not know his name or remember his face, yet I still yearn for his warmth and touch.
I push myself to remember the sweet and lustful dreams, but I still canāt recall them. My heart reassures me that those dreams were full of passion. If they were so passionate, why canāt I remember them? I just canāt fathom why.
I just so badly want to feel his warm body pressed against mine and his arms wrapped protectively around me. I wish to feel that passionate kiss again. Even if itās as simple as his lips softly brushing up against mine, Iād be happy to just feel that again. I just want to be with him again, but I donāt even know who he is.
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Ooohhh,
Letās dance and clap around the fire and then punch that guy, punch that guy
Letās dance and clap around the fire and then punch that guy, punch that guy all the do-da-daayyy
Get rekt you, fuckinā pleb!
P.S. Yes, Iām totally fine. Iām just bored.
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https://forum.becomealivinggod.com/t/that-moment-when-2/31173/1709?u=re3
Now someoneās holding me in their lap and wonāt let go. They just give me a strong ānope.ā Yep, probably what I get for wanting to joke around with King Belial himself. 
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Whoās Trying to pry into my repressed feelings?? I donāt. Nope. Not happening.
āI just want to fix you!ā
Ugh, that almost made me cry. 
So, I found out one of my possible guardians is a serpent. I think I saw another as Egyptian too.