Jesus AMA

Hey there, it’s ya boy, Max, comin’ back at ya with a SWEET Jesus ask me anything spread. Take it away, J-dog

Jesus: Sigh.

Well, I’m here on request, and I’m willing to answer any questions thrown at me. I’ve got nothing better to do.

Ask away!

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Does he have anything to say to me specifically? Also what does he think about LGBTQ stuffs?

Did I successfully contact him recently? Or did my request go through to him?

Last time I talked to him he put me on hold.

I’ve been on hold for 11 years.

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i pmed you questions :sweat_smile:

No. Personally, I don’t mind, since it’s really the natural course of things regardless. Many would use my name to condemn something I’ve never even mentioned. Express yourself, it’s none of my business.

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what is your view on other religions?
also if you were to have a pet what would you pick?
what do you think about koetting, mark Alan smith. LHP practitioners.
did you use magic?

Yes, I heard your request. I’m compliant, but don’t expect immediate or perfect results.

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You couldn’t exactly hear me then, could you? Not really me, not actually me as I am

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I don’t have a religion, I’m afraid. I don’t believe anyone should continue living in the dark under such a dogma of tyranny. It’s often in good intent, but it harbours so many toxic mindsets it’s just not worth my time.

I can’t quite make this one out. A seal?

I think they’re fine. A little dogmatic as well as any other figures but they’re generally fine.

Yes, everyone does. Although some more consciously than others.

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How does the society and hierarchy of angels and archangels work and how is it managed?

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Did you lose a game of poker with Pontius Pilate and Barabbas the night before your crucifixion?

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I will say that I did enjoy the time I had. But as time goes on paths will change and so will I.

What do you think about YHWH?

Yes, wings are sort of… energetic? They are by no means a mark of an angel, more of a stereotype. Their actual forms are more geometric and abstract.

Everything can heal.

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Well, I’m not the best person to ask, as I am not personally involved with the kingdom of heaven to that extent. But from what I’ve seen, there’s a lot of crushing hierarchy among angels, with Archangels being the sort of rulers. Yahew is more of a figurehead than a ruler, but he’s powerful.

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That is a secret that will die with Christianity and Judaism. I’ll never tell!

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What would seeing a skeleton dragon in a dream mean? How would the dragon be understood in one’s life?

He’s a strict man, but ultimately he’s fine. Everyone loves to demonize him or praise him, but really we have to look at this fact; everyone is multifaceted. Yahweh isn’t necessarily always a bad guy, but much like the dogma of christianity, we enforce this here. These half truths.

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Who is adversary and adversary of what?