I want a succubus bad.! 😻

I need to get laid haha advice who can give me a succubus a good one :smile:

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Ah, Friday evening on the BALG forum, fast resembling closing time in a bar - horny young mages prowl the threads in search of hot demonic lust, sweet succubus thighs ready to open like the gates of hell to their embrace…

What am I on about? :thinking:

Have you tried this? :smiley:

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Well, I mean…

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Getting drunk tonight who knows I might see you on the astral hahahahaha :joy::joy:

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At work my bad for late reply but thankyou miss eva and yeah man cheers

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So this is why people try to invoke succubi and incubi. You know they suck prana out of you when they fuck you, right? Otherwise, they wouldn’t be succubi or incubi.

Why not just learn some spells for attracting human women IRL?

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Facts bro , it’s like a more artificial exchange than if you paid for a hooker, they don’t even have the ability to sustain life in their own, they are quite literally parasites

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Perhaps you should do more research nate and not open a thread 2 years old

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I think your a parasite and a consumer thats taking up matter for no reason what so ever and as mentioned above you should do more research on succubus

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Well for a “parasite” they certainly can do a lot more than you think :wink:

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Not all of them but a portion of them , if I offended something within you that prompted your edgy response my bad

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DFTT.
However your lack of said “facts” and the assumption of them being hookers/parasites offended the mother. Hand

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Damn, somebody is triggered af.

Calm down dude. No need to get defensive.

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I’ve had a experiences with them and they showed no empathy to my lack of knowledge , and tried to drain me to death , I never called them hookers either,

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Clearly, it offended YOU. Neither you nor “Mother” (whoever that is) has much reason to get emotionally attached to either John Wick’s opinions or mine, and something tells me that however offended this “Mother” is, she’s probably not defensive and worked up about it. At least, if she’s this great ass demon or whatever, I don’t see why she would be. People with opinions on the internet you don’t like are bound to be a dime a dozen dude. Chill.

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They do parasitic stuff tho.Deny it or not.They might do it to lesser or more degrees, they might do it for differing purpouses, but all of them take a bit of your energy which would be called by some people as parasitic.

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I mean yeah, I thought the very DEFINITION of a succubi or incubi was draining prana via sexual intercourse. Turns out though, the official definition is a demon who fucks you while you sleep. Not sure if that’s better than a prostitute tbh. I mean, think if it thus way:

Let’s say it’s a college frat party and a girl has passed out from her binge drinking. Would you take advantage of her and rape her unconscious body? If you were the dictionary definition of an incubus, probably.

Not sure that’s really better LOL

At least a hooker or a demon that steals your prana by fucking you while you are awake most likely has your consent to have sex. At least I hooe so. Fucking somebody in their sleep counts legally as sexual assault. Dunno why that’d be better.

But hey, no biggie, I’m sure your relationship aint like that, and you’re right: I probably ought to learn more about this. Just never made sense to me to have sex with an entity whose very identification of “succubus” or “incubus” implies either psychic vampyrism or sex in your sleep. But if there’s more to it than that, I’m glad for ya.

Just please tell me you aren’t fucking a succubus and then calling her your “Mother” That would be… Concerning.

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Hey seems like you need to read a book & do some research. Seriously. And i dont have a problem this thread is old. The assumptions are empty and pointless stupidity. And the mother is Lilith and your right she might not give 2 fucks about what you consumers and sheep say. But i do. And I’ll say and act according to how i see fit. Cheers :v::pray:

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Say it bro by all that is holy and dark say what that troll mouth wants you to say.

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Now its a troll party

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