Yeah, church is really boring because you know what is going to happen. It isn’t exactly an esoteric practice with lots of excitement to it. When I summon a demon, I don’t know how they are going to show up, or if I will even get any visuals at all. Even reading tarot cards is exciting, because I don’t know what cards I am going to pick or what they are going to say to me.
Fundamentally, church is boring because you know there is going to be the so called “miracle of mass”. Sure, it might be predictable, but that hardly makes it exciting.