I’ll make you feel like I’ve never had sex before
Hey baby are you my dick? Because I want to take you out in public
Are you the dark web, cuz i wanna explore you…hey…wait…where you going???
The couch doesnt pull out but I do.
Are you Dora? Because I wanna explore ya
I’m trynna sniff your yoga pants.
This one was actually used on me
My ears are cold! Mind if I warm them with your thighs?
Are you a pokemon trainer, and me, a metapod? Cuz you just made me harden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice
But did it work?
I’ve got a piping-hot dish for you.
It made me laugh so yes.