Cheesy pick up lines


#202

I’ll make you feel like I’ve never had sex before


#203

Hey baby are you my dick? Because I want to take you out in public


#204

Are you the dark web, cuz i wanna explore you…hey…wait…where you going???


#205

The couch doesnt pull out but I do.


#207

Are you Dora? Because I wanna explore ya


#208

I’m trynna sniff your yoga pants.


#209

This one was actually used on me :joy:


#210

My ears are cold! Mind if I warm them with your thighs?


#211

Are you a pokemon trainer, and me, a metapod? Cuz you just made me harden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


#212

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice :wink:


#213

But did it work?


#214

I’ve got a piping-hot dish for you.


#215

It made me laugh so yes.