Cheesy pick up lines

I’ll make you feel like I’ve never had sex before

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Hey baby are you my dick? Because I want to take you out in public

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Are you the dark web, cuz i wanna explore you…hey…wait…where you going???

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The couch doesnt pull out but I do.

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Are you Dora? Because I wanna explore ya

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I’m trynna sniff your yoga pants.

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This one was actually used on me :joy:

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My ears are cold! Mind if I warm them with your thighs?

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Are you a pokemon trainer, and me, a metapod? Cuz you just made me harden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice :wink:

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But did it work?

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I’ve got a piping-hot dish for you.

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It made me laugh so yes.

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They call me lucky charm… Cause I’m magically delicious :four_leaf_clover:

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Did it hurt? It must of hurt real bad. what hurt? …you say… I mean… Did your fine body hurt falling from heaven because i see an angel before me. =o)

You must be really tired by now. why? Because you’ve been running in my mind all day nonstop.Give them sexy legs a rest. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I was searching for something for a ritual & came across this thread. I musta spent the past hr snorting & deep chested cackling. I’m dying, some of these lines are so corny, yet so funny :rofl::rofl::rofl:

You guys are a mess :joy::joy::joy:

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