I’ll make you feel like I’ve never had sex before
Hey baby are you my dick? Because I want to take you out in public
Are you the dark web, cuz i wanna explore you…hey…wait…where you going???
The couch doesnt pull out but I do.
Are you Dora? Because I wanna explore ya
I’m trynna sniff your yoga pants.
This one was actually used on me
My ears are cold! Mind if I warm them with your thighs?
Are you a pokemon trainer, and me, a metapod? Cuz you just made me harden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice
But did it work?
I’ve got a piping-hot dish for you.
It made me laugh so yes.
They call me lucky charm… Cause I’m magically delicious
Did it hurt? It must of hurt real bad. what hurt? …you say… I mean… Did your fine body hurt falling from heaven because i see an angel before me. =o)
You must be really tired by now. why? Because you’ve been running in my mind all day nonstop.Give them sexy legs a rest.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
I was searching for something for a ritual & came across this thread. I musta spent the past hr snorting & deep chested cackling. I’m dying, some of these lines are so corny, yet so funny
You guys are a mess