I’d love to take them all kind sir 
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Even the cracked one? 
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I legit had the exact same thought
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Who says I can’t nurse it back to good health ?
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True true 
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Talk about appetizers. 
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You are too much
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Happy Valentines Day BALG community!
If you’re going stag like me for VD, just think … we all have 365 days until the next VD arrival 
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I think i will avoid the “VD,” thank you very much
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Hmmm hmmm
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How does one get VD without sex? 
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That’s why I am going to drink a beer. It’s like sex, except I’m having it.
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A beer is good, but it’s nothing like sex 
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Id rather laugh than cry. 
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Awww 
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Hey check kik😀
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wow, very true! i did try my best to put as much love as i could into making it, i even sprayed it with the perfume i always wear! he was very happy with it c’:
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thank you!! ccccc’:
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That is awesome! I always enjoy hearing these types of stories.
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Since Queen and I never got to celebrate yesterday, today is Vday for us and this is what awaits her at home:
Chocolates, flowers and a really sappy poem/note.
Warning! Sappy shit ahead!
Passion: Burning hotter than any flame.
Hands: caressing, slowly, trying to find every inch of beauty.
Lips: two become one through union.
Breath: uncontrolled, unknowing where yours ends and mine begins.
Heart: we beat in unison in one another’s chest.
Soul: now complete in true bliss.
When you aren’t near, my very existence cries for you. You are my heart. My life. My love.
I love you “Queen”. More than anything.
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