A virgins horny tale


#162

Hahaha,

Nice comparison.

Besides the timeline and the missing connection it’s a very good describtion.
It misses one thing: getting her used to be touched.

But indeed, it’s a good describtion. :slight_smile:

Sincerely,

¥’Berioth


#163

yes lol


#164

The best way to pull is to get a cute dog. Then you go out and walk your cute dog and all the girls stop to stroke it and you can chat to them.
Plus, guys with cute dogs in their Tinder profile photo get more right swipes.


#165

I stick to bars and nightclubs,
but i’ve heard of many where it works. :wink:

Sincerely,

¥’Berioth


#166

Before I forget. This works really well. Make a sugar scrub. Oooh they be all over you


#167

what is a sugar scrub???


#168

the cute dog idea works like a charm i love dogs well i love all animals


#170

Go to your local strip club get dances and go from there… Help her buy some food for her pussy


#174

Just because of the title doesn’t mean this shouldn’t be taken seriously so could we keep OP’s post on topic please?


#175

I actually wanna know if my advice worked


#176

I do too lol. :wink:


#178

Ok guys update Time
Read I an Aussie accent
The elusive female is a very picky creature. You must be well groomed well scented and even gasp get up before 1200 hours. I have only conquered one of these harrowing trials. Sleep scheduling is not for the faint of heart.
Okay but seriously guys I finally have a decent sleep schedule


#179

That’s step one done yay: )


#180

On to season two loathe attracting ark seriously now it’s time to figure out where u should go fir your first target


#181

Agreed. I’m not 21 so no bars or clubs lol


#182

You even got Steve Irwin to track your progress… impressive. :smirk:


#183

:joy::joy:


#184

Nope, that’s definitely not a requirement for a lot of women (particularly me). I never get up before midday!


#185

:joy: lol


#186

He can’t go to bard or clubs he needs to find him a whole some girl hit them churches up lol