You know what would be hilarious

[Johnny_Samhain]

Keep a collection of porno magazines next to your satanic altar when annoying neighbors come to visit.

[anon10524665]

[DarkestKnight]

Wait…you mean you don’t already do that?

looks over at his copies of Spank Dat Ass, and Bound Women next to his altar

[ReyCuervo]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I remember those!

Hell, I’m so fucking old I remember those IN BLACK AND WHITE!! Or maybe I was just too poor in a poor country to get only full color?

[anon37593562]

just have attitude of AL Bundy from married with children to all visitors. =o) they may be old enough to laugh. lol And he loves the ‘girlie girl beer’.

[Somniator]

Anyone know where can I get Al Bundy’s “Big’Uns” mags for my Altar?

[thejimy]

Porn magazines? Man, that’s sooo old school…

I have my bdsm toys next to it. And if they’re asking, I say, my succubus is into femdom

You’ve got to see their faces!!!

[Donk]

But you’re serious, right?

[Dralukmun]

Oh I used to keep an antique set of surgerical tools, an old leather wrist brace that was used by a surgeon and a copy of Grey’s Anatomy next to mine. Was a very interesting conversation starter when nosey eyes wandered where they shouldn’t