Keep a collection of porno magazines next to your satanic altar when annoying neighbors come to visit.
Wait…you mean you don’t already do that?
looks over at his copies of Spank Dat Ass, and Bound Women next to his altar
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I remember those!
Hell, I’m so fucking old I remember those IN BLACK AND WHITE!! Or maybe I was just too poor in a poor country to get only full color?
just have attitude of AL Bundy from married with children to all visitors. =o) they may be old enough to laugh. lol And he loves the ‘girlie girl beer’.
Anyone know where can I get Al Bundy’s “Big’Uns” mags for my Altar?
Porn magazines? Man, that’s sooo old school…
I have my bdsm toys next to it. And if they’re asking, I say, my succubus is into femdom
You’ve got to see their faces!!!
But you’re serious, right?
Oh I used to keep an antique set of surgerical tools, an old leather wrist brace that was used by a surgeon and a copy of Grey’s Anatomy next to mine. Was a very interesting conversation starter when nosey eyes wandered where they shouldn’t