Damn right he has a sense of humor… He made an interesting pact with me when I made a spontaneous evocation with him.
Told me he required me to “Screen girls (I use the GLL method) both in person and online and I’ll have you swimming in strippers and porn girls to the point it’ll hinder your progress.” (Paraphrased, yet it’s spot on.)
So I did.
I also called on Asmodai to get 3 new close attractive FBs and everything hit at the same time.
Not to be “that guy” on the internet but I do take the word douchebag as a compliment… I went all in on my online dating and started chatting up girls everywhere I went. Last October I was talking with one of my friends and one of us pointed out that my sex life had become like a part time job and I was too exhausted to get anything else done. It was messing with my gym routine (one hip had gotten notably stronger than the other and my deadlift routine suffered. Had to switch from Sumo to conventional.)
4 girls were coming over as often as they could and then I made some new friends (because one Skyped them during a threeway. No idea why, we were higher than I’ve ever been before) in another town that all worked together. At the same strip club. 20 or so strippers and maybe 5 dudes at a big party where the host took me to this waystation place and showed me a giant box of condoms with a bunch of brands.
I walk into the place and one goes “It’s naked guitar man!” They’d all seen the video of me nailing their cute friend like I was trying to kill her with my dick and we’re very intrigued …can you see where this is going? (Some of them are cam girls too, he delivers!)
I’ve done a lot of working for my dating life but, yes, yes, yes, Sitri is fucking incredible when it comes to your mojo. He got me laid so much I almost dreaded having a cute 19 yearold come over again because it was getting to be too much to keep performing again and again. I actually started using stuff like maca and L-Arginine just so I could get wood again. You relate to being in Jr high and seeing how many times you could jack it in one day? Felt just like that except there was a girl with a tight body and an outrageous sex drive pushing for it the whole time. 4 of them. I was training to put on size but I was doing so much sideways cardio I actually lost weight.
I know this sounds douchy as all hell but I’m on fantastic terms with all these girls still and every word of this post is true. I’m not some Captain America looking dude either. I’m in decent shape yet I had to rebuild myself over and over again just so I wouldn’t be completely Invisible to women my whole life. Then this happens
Not my only golden era but it’s the first one I called on a Goetic spirit for and they delivered. Damn they delivered…
Just make sure you actually talk to girls with the intent of exchanging orgasms with them. I had talked to a lot more than them but he sort of pushed an army of nymohos my way and I just had to seal the deal when they gave me the “fuck me” eyes.
Oh, fun fact: I was in a bizarre love triangle with the Utah Jazz Bear mascot. One was sleeping with him and the dude got fired because they got caught in the locker room during the playoffs. Sitri is hilarious.
Think I might do another working soon…
Definitely call on him, especially if this post upsets you