-.- just want to point out that even when I’m falling over inebriated I’m still the more logical one and can argue into a ridiculous corner thst you can’t find your way out of…
Lmao.
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@Anziel_Merkaba If you ever once doubt, anything I’m about, all it ever comes down to is I just want you.
Yeah, I just want you
I want you trust me, I want you to love me
I want you to need me like I’m something you can’t lose
I want you to save me, I want you to crave me
Even when I can’t find my way to you
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There’s no doubt. I love you, and I know you love me too. 
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You had me at shit posting
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We love shit posting around here. Sometimes people take my banter as me being a cold bitch tho lmao…
@Anziel_Merkaba see, I shortened the title and now people can see that part…
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Political figures, ones that are either full of shit or allegedly have a high body-count.
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Oh he wants nudes of me then. Got it!
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No just the autopsy reports
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I’d have to add you to the body count if I shared those…
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Hey now, don’t be plotting any “suicides”, you’re better than that.
(For those who don’t understand my humor, I mean “suicide by two shots to the back of the head”)
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There is a new vampire scent book out right? Left me read this shit
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I never said that’s what my body counts were from…
Mmm there’s a new vampire book idk about scent tho… and the one I’m thinking of I wouldn’t waste money on… 
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As long as I don’t have to fight seven evil exes so I can keep dating you, it’s all good.
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Erm… so are you saying nine is a problem…
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Only if I have to fight them to the death.
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No, but at 10 we have questions
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I thought you were a wizard?
Welp Anziel, guess ya going to have to marry me.
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Only if he is a virgin passed 30
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I mean, I am, but a fight to the death is so last millennium.
We’ll see, give it a year or so.
That movie was funny as shit, but I haven’t been a virgin since I was 13.
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So what you’re saying is you’re a shitty wizard, because that shouldn’t be an issue otherwise. Wave the wand= stack the bodies, conquest completed.
Duh…
We shall see.
Movie was 40 year old virgin wasn’t it… assuming it’s another Fcking movie reference that I don’t get… Fck ya both!
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